Published: August 9, 2019
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Thread: a LOT of things seem to be going on with Pocchari Joshi's next show, P2 Trainspocchatting. Let me go through some of the major points because it could involve all of us and our future.

Image in tweet by DDT/TJPW English Update (D/TEU)
Image in tweet by DDT/TJPW English Update (D/TEU)
Image in tweet by DDT/TJPW English Update (D/TEU)

First things first, a cyborg assassin has traveled time into our world from the year 2050. It is known as the Pocharminator, programmed to kill anyone that is obese beyond a certain BMI (body mass index) count.

Also known as model P-800, this cyborg has traveled time in search of the person that could bring its entire social system down, a woman known in 2050 as Manah Connor, who we know as Yuna Manase.

P-800 has assaulted Mao Hoshino (formerly of GanPro), and has gotten its hands on the flyer of the upcoming show, and is expected to appear in search of Manah Connor. We also found out that Imanari goes by another name, Kyle Reese.

As for Imanari, he booked a singles match for himself vs Konosuke Takeshita, a wrestler that inspires him a lot, and is also the son of Keiko who he is very fond of. Through this match, he wants to face Keiko's son valiantly and also become the recipient of her maternal love.

Perhaps most importantly, Imanari has invented a next-gen theater system called PaiMAX which promises an astoundingly realistic visual experience that involves boobs shooting out of the screen.

Imanari himself will be the test subject in a public demo at the show, using a DVD of gravure idol Yuna Suzuki (we know her as Yuna Manase) Only he will see the footage in PaiMAX, but we will get to watch along in regular 2D

Last but not least, there will also be a Pocha Libre match involving two Pochadoras, Beauty Suzuki and Himeka Arita. There's also a Pocchari Great Mothers vs Mad Slender Army Match featuring the GanPro debut of Hamuko Hoshi from Ice Ribbon.

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