First: Aang. I know this name. This is one of the 4 names I know. I think this is the main guy. I think he's bald. At some point he gets an arrow on his head? I think he kicks and fights people. I think he's maybe the main guy. Going out on a limb, probs the last airbender. 2/-

2: Toph. She's blind. She's very cool. People forget she's blind a lot, I think. Def saw a gif of her being sassy about someone showing her a bit of paper? No idea what she does, but I guess she also fights? Don't actually know what the last airbender does, so... 3/-

3: Zuko. Everyone said this one will be my favourite. I have no idea who he is, but I'm guessing he's a) Sad b) Hot if you were an emo kid c) some kind of Villain d) traumatised by something [probably daddy issues] and e) dead. Won't fall for this again! Not getting attached. 4/-

4: Uncle Iroh. No fucking clue who this man is but I see his name all the goddamn time. I think he drinks tea at some point. No idea. No goddamn idea. Maybe he's Aang's uncle? Maybe he's an airbender? Maybe he's just here for the tea. That's all the people I know! 5/-

What is the show about? Well. Everything was fine until the fire nation attacked. Who's the fire nation? No idea! But they attacked!!! And it sucked!!! Idk who for but it SUCKED, i guess. So the fire nation attacks, and Aang is involved. So he and Toph and Zuko and 6/-

Uncle Iroh decide to... do something about it? So maybe they go to find the last airbender. Maybe the airbender can like... idk smother the firenation...? On their merry adventures they meet some other people who's names I don't know. One man has a boomerang! (Airbender?) 7/-

Someone has a really big flying dog, I think. There's a man who sells cabbages - not sure if he's a friend? Now I guess they've got to fight some baddies but I don't who they would be? There's a girl who wears blue but I think she's not bad. 8/-

So my prediction for the show: Aang, Toph, Zuko, and Uncle Iroh quest to find the last airbender who's maybe the boomerang man and fly around on a big dog. Zuko dies 'cause he'll be my fave, probs sacrificing himself against the fire nation to protect the airbender. The end. 9/-

Am I going to liveblog this? You goddamn bet I am! Stay tuned to this thread... 10/-

'the boy in the iceberg' huh that doesn't sound very fire nation to me. oh wait maybe they melt him? 11/-

Oh they drop that fire nation attacked line RIGHT AWAY huh!!! Also how'd they lose the airbender there's only 4 of them all!!! 12/-

OH 100 YEARS okay well that's not what I was expecting... also i see it's not 1 person 1 elemental ability, loads of people can do the thing. AND I SEE BOOMERANG MAN!!! I think that's him!!! But younger??? 13/-

OKAY OKAY we got Katara and Sokka (actually that name does look familiar) so already my prediction is very much off lmao 14/-

awwww Sokka doesn't have the waterbending power... fuck whoever Zuko is this dude is my fave. Also Katara is very cute. 15/-

Immediately rescinded for his, as Katara, my new fave said, 'sexist comments'. I'm the lady with the glass of water meme. Also Katara breaking the ice cause she's Angerey is very good!!! 16/-

OH WHAT THE FUCK WHO PUT HIM IN THE ICE 17/-

WAIT IS AANG THE BAD GUY???? I'm so???? 18/-

who the fuck is this kylo ren dude with the sick ponytail 19/-

OH FUCK UNCLE IROH IS HERE WITH HIS TEA!!!! You're in luck ponytail man, your search for men on ice is complete. (This isn't the cabbage guy, is it???) 20/-

me: man ponytail guy is intense uncle iroh: -Prince Zuko me: whjsjKSKHJD WHAT????????? THIS IS HIM??? PRINCE??? I CAN'T--.... I CAN'T WITH HOW I JUST... CALLED MYSELF OUT 'KYLO REN DUDE' OH MY GOD OH NO DSJKSDJSD 21/-

iroh: why don't you enjoy a cup of calming, jasmine tea-- zuko: -- I dOn'T nEeD aNy TeA!!!!!!! ... i'm... i'm so disappointed in myself... I feel like that meme with the "i can't believe i'm gonna sleep with him" "You don't have to" "no, I do" but sleep with = fave 22/-

WAIT IS UNCLE IROH A BAD GUY??? ZUKO'S A BAD GUY??? THEY'RE DRESSED IN RED!!!!!!!!!!!! IS UNCLE IROH A BAD GUY!?!?!?!?!?!?!? 23/-

Aang is a literal baby wtf this is a BABY how's he meant to fight???? 24/-

OH IT'S THE DOG!!! Appa!!! Also... not a dog!!! wtf is it... Sokka is a MOOD... 25/-

Sokka is once again my favourite, Aang is Too Cute To Fight, and I also carry a deep mistrust for the flying """"""""""""""""bison"""""""""""" hellcreature 26/-

"My honour hinges on it" UH OH ZUKO UH OH.......... UH OH.................... I guess Zuko's dad is dead, then? Hence some of the angst????? also wait so Aang IS the Avatar??? And he knows he's the Avatar??? But he's a BABY!!!!! 27/-

hello gran-gran your village is very small huh 28/-

Ohh man so Zuko's a firebender!!! Okay yeah that tracks also I guess his eye is burned??? Is that how he found out he was a firebender??? ALSO UNCLE IROH I'M BETRAYED I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GOOD GUY!!! 29/-

OH SHIT OKAY SO ZUKO'S GOTTA KICK AANG'S ASS FOR HONOUR??? Okay... I mean....... good luck Zuko...? Right now it seems like you'd probably have a chance??? 30/-

why are all the animals in this Slightly Fucked Up Enough To Make Me Uncomfortable 31/-