1/19/21
@RealHeathcliffs Rare moment of cowardice from the colorist in not making the tank pink too.
@RealHeathcliffs @GlennF you know for kids
@RealHeathcliffs @thelindsayellis Clearly Heathcliff is heading the meat parade
@RealHeathcliffs literally what the fuck is happening here
@RealHeathcliffs I see a lot of people confused in the comments so some background: https://x.com/RealHeathcliffs/...
@RealHeathcliffs chuck! Chuck, its your cousin! Your cousin MARVIN BERRY?! You know that new meat tank you’re lookin’ for??
@RealHeathcliffs I dont...I don't think you can say that
@RealHeathcliffs Everyone is wondering what this means. It literally has a caption just read
@RealHeathcliffs to me it’s about small businesses struggling while the rich/powerful parade around stealing business, distracting everyone, and using things small businesses could never afford (ex. tanks which are able to shoot meat wherever) alternative explanation: meat haha
@RealHeathcliffs We must accept that there is a reason for the meat tank, and that it is a reason which our current reason cannot know.
@RealHeathcliffs @MaraWilson It's the HELMETS that bother me about Heathcliff. They're not like promotional hats, or t-shirts or something. They're HELMETS which imply a greater purpose than just saying "I like this thing." And yet wearing a promotional helmet is a long-running Heathcliff joke!!!
@RealHeathcliffs @porksweats1 As a former child, I can safely say I would not love the meat tank
@RealHeathcliffs This was my nickname in high school
@RealHeathcliffs what does it mean?????
@RealHeathcliffs Heathcliff crushes the hungarian revolt (1956)
@RealHeathcliffs This is incomprehensible thank you
@RealHeathcliffs Kids love the Killdozer
@RealHeathcliffs Why have a stroke when I can read modern heathcliff?
@RealHeathcliffs genres: surrealism, postmodernism, absurdist comedy
@RealHeathcliffs @kisekisymphony The helmet gag is an esoteric inside joke except most esoteric inside jokes made sense at some point. But the helmet gag? The helmet gag was nonsensical from the start
@RealHeathcliffs @AsphaltInRain I swear the creators of 'Heathcliff' are responsible for the least funny thing in the entire Universe. The Black Death had more potential for humor than 'Heathcliff'.
@RealHeathcliffs the colors lead me to believe this cat is trans
@RealHeathcliffs @mutantqueenx meat store said trans rights
@RealHeathcliffs I really hope no explanation is ever given because there's no way it'd be better than everyone trying to figure it out
@RealHeathcliffs What is this?
@RealHeathcliffs @TrevorWoggon This has Wigerpilled me.
@RealHeathcliffs @BenKissel @HenryLovesYou sorry but Garfield could never drive the meat tank
@RealHeathcliffs I feel like this is supposed to be about the glorification of violence in media but I think it's more likely that I'm a broken man who seeks meaning where there is none.
