Published: July 16, 2021
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Never place these words together: oatmeal enema

@adultswim enema de avena Even in Spanish it rhymes

@adultswim Don't tell me what to do, dad!

@adultswim That was my 7th grade bands name

@adultswim Seems like it would be lumpy !!

@adultswim But it sounds so healthy

@adultswim Don't tell me what to do!! You're not my real dad!!

@adultswim Worse: enema oatmeal.

@adultswim god no-

@adultswim That's feel aight?

@adultswim I just don’t see anybody saving money that way.

@adultswim Not without a heaping scoop of strap at least

@adultswim Thanks adult swim !

@adultswim Entrail excretions And eczema exhalted Make fine oat combos

@adultswim just reallly enjoying some oatmeal

@adultswim I prefer a bleach one myself

@adultswim You mean my fav quaker-punk band?

@adultswim But you just did

@adultswim Mama Basket.

@adultswim You know there’s some idiot out there that would make a health blog on how great it is and a few people would try it and be hospitalized.

@adultswim piss enema

@adultswim Part of a balanced breakfast.

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