Published: November 6, 2021
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I want a yandere!yjh isekai AU but like, just crack. He is a king and kdj was the strategist of the enemy kingdom. Yjh is super annoyed (intrigued) by the man who keeps ruining his plans to the point he became obsessed.

So when he wins the war (by overwhelming strangth rather than a better strategy) he finally meets kdj. Before he wasn't sure what he'll do with the subject of his obsession but after seeing him face to face, all questions disappear. He's 100 marrying this fool. kdj can't choose.

Over the years it became a normal thing for the queen to run away and the citizens go 😭 bc they know that until the queen is found (captured), the king will be in a bad mood and the security at gates/borders will be increased impossibly more.

they pray every night for the queen to be captured quickly and the king to break his legs or smth so he won't run again. Kdj has no option but to run since no one would help him hide - more than once his 'allies' wrapped him nicely with red ribbon and served him back to yjh

like he was some kind of fucking birthday present, in order to gain the king's favor. kdj, running for dear life on a field when he sees a cloud of dust approaching from the distance behind him : "fuck those are horses"

yjh with a crazed expression, wearing all black and riding on a black horse, looking like the grim reaper : kdj... kdj, yelling : fuck off!! yjh, expression darkening even more : kdj........... kdj : please, I just want a peaceful life TTTT

ofc he can't outrun a horse so he gets caught. again. they have marathon smex at home. Also, the king is on a whole different lvl but people do fear their queen because kdj is satan incarnate too. There's literally no way to deceive him.

yjh sitting on the throne, deciding the fate of one noble after another while feeding kdj fruits on his lap : "alright, you may live." noble guy : *relieved* thank you my lord! kdj, mouth full of grapes : tsk, no. kill him. noble guy : wha- yjh : ok.

yjh always accepting those decisions, no questions asked. He knows there must be a good reason for kdj saying so, but for the rest of the people he just looks crazy in love.

yjh, still on the throne after hours of giving commands: "what are you thinking about?" kdj, absentmindedly twirling yjh's wavy hair with one finger : "next time I escape I should steal your horse...." yjh : ... kdj : ... kdj : oh fu-

marathon smex again. kdj cries bc he'll have to wait again to be able to walk before trying to escape. ah, he should also take care of some documents bc yjh is always careless with that specific type of work when he pursuits him... well, that's for later to think about.

(note - over the years kdj got locked in a high tower, yjh's bedroom, a special prison. chained, tied, whatever. he always found a way to decieve and escape)

((bonus - after recovering from smex yjh taught kdj horse riding bc he was afraid the fool will hurt himself next time he tried to escape so they had a nice afternoon riding together))

@sp_simp at this point escaping from his hubby is just like sport for kdj

@WaltzFor_Zizi something like a morning run really. only that he's chased by an obsessive maniac while doing it.

@sp_simp pfft such a wholesome yandere au, yjh teaching kdj how to ride a horse so he doesn't get hurt during his next escape attemptπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@LanenRiene at this point there's not even a doubt that the fool will try to run away again, at least he should do it in the safest way possible πŸ˜‚

@sp_simp they definitely just do it for foreplay at this point i feel for the rest of the citizens πŸ˜” but yan whipped yjh is the best of foods πŸ˜³πŸ’•

@oldestreader yjh before meeting kdj : idk what I'll do with the fool that ruined all my plans, maybe force him to be my strategist- yjh in the second he meets kdj : wIfE

@sp_simp I definitely eye zoomed to the part where YJH was feeding KDJ fruits~ love that he trusts KDJ even tho KDJ runs so often!! It was so cute and funny, ty Kima!

@_fruitastical wifey very thin so yjh makes sure kdj gets his vitamins after a lot of workout (running away)!! πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚πŸ‡

@sp_simp kdj escaping has just turned into an elaborate way to flirt w each other ahdjsos good for them!! i love this so much yan yjh chasing after his runaway wife is such a good image πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’•πŸ’•

@jihyestan maybe kdj just wanted to be courted properly before being forced into marriage so yjh has to keep chasing after him now agfsjafsa πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’žπŸ’ž

@sp_simp I love this. Now, imagine the citizens catching on that KDJ is doing the escape thing for foreplay and just tiredly pointing to the direction where he escapes when their king asked them.

@ThrowAwayWorld agfsdhafh kdj : no, I'm really trying to escape! this was a forced marriage!! also kdj : feed me more grapes joonghyuk-ah

@sp_simp immobilize kdj by breaking his legs or chaining him up: 🀨 immobilize kdj with marathon sex: πŸ˜ŒπŸ‘Œ

@splotter_ ✨class✨

@sp_simp FBDJKSKDKF YAN YJH BUT HE'S STILL WHIPPED FOR HIS WIFE AWUSHDHEUAJ kdj be running away from yjh while also do yjh's paperwork when he's caught... Teaching horseriding so kdj won't get hurt.. Running away became a routine and hobby...πŸ˜‚. Thank you so much for this food!! 🀀🀀❀️❀️

@festeringlilies they're both equally crazy, at this point only the citizens suffer from not being able to handle them πŸ˜”πŸ˜‚πŸ’•

@sp_simp the way kdj decide to kill the noble guy showed that yjh spoiled him too muchπŸ˜­πŸ‘πŸ»

@babysunshouyo me might or might not have a good reason for killing him... either way, yjh doesn't care

@sp_simp At this point KDJ's running away because he knows he'll be caught and get some good marathon s*x at the end of it. If the AU has some modern technology I can so imagine a pic of KDJ captioned 'Feeling cute, might escape later' πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–

@Dyanthia1 yjh would give kdj marathon smex whenever, if he would just ask πŸ˜”πŸ˜” too bad he's a fool and does things the good old way πŸ˜‚

@sp_simp YANDERE YJH LKDASJFASLKDF I LOVE!!!! theyre both so dumb i love this yjh rly took one look at kdj and went 'thats my wife' alsdkjf

@ririansayo yjh recognizes wifey as soon as he sees him 😊 kdj knows he's fucked as soon as he sees yjh too... so they live happily ever after πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–

@sp_simp I feel like the one telling the story is SP

@sei_high lmfaoo imagine if that was the case..

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