joongdok where kdj has a favorite dildo and can't use anything else. he found it one day when he was cleaning his apartment, in one of the old boxes at the back of his closet and he has no idea why it was in there bc he can't remember buying something like that.

it's not like it's something easy to forget either. toy is not even a suitable word for it, weapon is better. 17 inches in all their glory, a magnificent dildo that's so detailed it almost looks real. veins and everything. tanned, unlike his small pale cock.

it looks menacingly at first, making kdj wonder if a monster like that could really fit in anyone. kdj is pretty sure he could beat burglars with it. but after a while (of staring), his interest grows more and more, hole twitching in anticipation.

kdj feels like it would be a shame to throw such an artifact in the trash bin so he starts preparing himself for the final boss. coating his hand with lube and fingering, stretching himself in the span of a few days until he deems he is ready.

he's not, ofc, but he gets used to it. starts using only that dildo and after a while finds out that no other toy can pleasure him anymore 😔 he can only think about that delicious girth stretching him impossibly wide now, unrivalled. kdj also sucks the dildo bc he was curious

if he can, given the size. he chokes around it obviously, tears falling down to his cheeks but finds his hand unable to stop thrusting the dildo deep in his throat while his other hand strokes his own member or plays with his nipples.

one time he went to work with the dildo up his ass, going to the bathroom to pull it out when he thought he can't do this anymore but instead thrust it back in until he came untouched. long story short, kdj became addicted to that one dildo.

what he doesn't know is that the dildo actually belongs to a god named yjh who is looking for it. his penis got stolen a long, long time ago and he searched for it ever since then. unfortunately the one who stole his manhood died so the normal conclusion is that

the cock most probably got lost or destroyed, but yjh doesn't want to give up. he still hopes- Knows that it's out there somewhere. he refuses to accept it's gone. he had enough of hsy's - the only person who knows about his situation - incessant jokes.

then lo and behold he finally finds his cock, used as a toy by a measly human. even worse, he takes a better look and recognizes kdj's face as the same damn god who stole it! turns out he and kdj were enemy gods, then during one battle yjh's clothes got ripped and kdj gawked

at the thing hanging between his legs. yjh didn't know back then but it was love at first sight and kdj decided he'll steal it. which is exactly what he did in some later battle when with one touch it disappeared from between his legs and appeared as a toy

in kdj's hand. yjh was furious and tried to catch the rat bastard, but kdj managed to escape and that's how yjh's endless chase started. later yjh found out that kdj sacrificed himself for a child and couldn't find any trace of the god's body or his cock 😔

so back to the present, where yjh is face to face with kdj who reincarnated as a human and still has his stuff. kdj is ofc scared about the handsome man who broke in his house and uses some weird abilities. he can't even try to escape.

yjh takes back his cock, thinking that he can finally kill kdj after, but is surprised when as soon as he breaks the spell and puts it back between his legs, all the climaxes accumulated during the time it was a dildo come at once, and he spills copious amounts of come

on kdj, who was kneeling in front of him (as yjh ordered him to). a few seconds of silence pass and they both notice that yjh's cock is still very hard. and yjh can feel it crave for kdj. he can see the cock's memories ok. sees everything kdj had done with it.

yjh is so angry (hornee) to be used like this. now it's his turn to do as he wants, so he bends kdj over and shoves everything inside like the little whore wanted. calling kdj a slut, commenting on how easy to enter him is. just a hole for him to claim.

kdj isn't used to such a fast pace and that deep voice growling near his ear. teeth leaving marks on his skin and calloused hands roaming all over his body. it feels so, so good. even tho at first he shakes his head and tries denying, not even minutes pass until

his moans change to agreement and begs for more. oh short, he becomes yjh personal whore 24/7 and he's very good at it. yjh becomes super possessive of kdj, pretty much yandere lvl. he also cooks a lot for him to put more meat on his bones but doesn't expect to actually work.

so when he sees kdj's curves getting more prominent and that soft, plump ass it comes as a pleasant surprise, his cock reacting immediately (at this point he reacts at anything about kdj really, no one and nothing else can rile him up).

also the more yjh is fucking him the more memories of his past life come back to kdj and he also regains his powers. so they're both immortal gods fucking for eternity. (also a plot twist - back then yjh wanted to steal kdj's ass but kdj acted faster on his desires) the end.

@sp_simp I'm howling 2AM KIMA THIS IS SO FUNNY BUT AO GOOD AND HORNY now they can have good times for the rest of their lives 😂😊😊😊🔥🔥🔥🔥

@sp_simp KDJ should've at least tried to swing that *weapon* to home invader YJH. (Imagine getting struck by ur long lost pp, the face YJH must've made!) LOL, and I will buy the book if HSY published a compilation of the jokes she'd thrown at pp-less YJH (≧▽≦)

@sp_simp IM FUCKING DYING KSNDKDNDSKNXKS BF KSNXS IMAGINE THE SHOCK YJH MUST HAVE WENT THROUGH WHEN KDJ TOUCHED HIS PP AND IT JUST LIKE SAYONARA XDDDDDDD I'm glad he got his revenge uwu Go go YJH, fuck that man silly uwu

@sp_simp KIMA-SANHDSDFBDCHJFHYJECFGJNRCSCGRFGHJD MY STOMACH HELP ADHFHCJJDKHDG AMBULANCE

@sp_simp My mom gave birth to me so that I could read this 26 years later. Thank you kima, good cursed thread. We stan!! 😩👌🏽💦💦💦

@sp_simp Lmao that last line... get his ass YJH. Literally. 😂

@sp_simp HELP ME AJQJQJAAJQJA I LOVE THOS

@sp_simp I woke up and read this thread HAHAHAH best morning ever 🤣🤣🤣

@sp_simp KIMANFNFJ AHAHDN i laugh so hard but like.. there’s no lie in here kdj is yjh’s personal whore we all know it 😔🙏

@sp_simp '17 inches' say no more. I'm interested.

@sp_simp I’m really curious what brought this on your mind at 2am 😂 this was 📈📉📈📈📈📈 GAGAHAHAHA HOW DID ONE EVEN STEAL A DICK 😂😂😂 they fukc for eternity the ending we all needed thanks for the food!!

@sp_simp The humor and horny in this fic is just chef's kiss 😍🤣

@sp_simp Hshshsh thank goodness for mask because reading this while slacking off at work is just me struggling not to break into a hysteric laughter Cursed crack is very good 👍

@sp_simp Kima-san this is very hilarious and hornee at the same time 🤣😳😍💞💞💞💞💞

@sp_simp 2AM KIMA IS SO FUNNY AND HORNY 🤣 WE NEED MORE OF THESE FICS ✨

@sp_simp 😂😂😂 The human mind at 2 am. I LOVE IT!!! 😂😂😂