No context, from la Casita Calderberry: "I may have gremlin'd a little too close to the sun"
"where the fuck is my laundry syrup" *Record scratch* "(☉｡☉)?????"
"what the fuck???" "....oh fresh eating, not flesh-eating"
"it is officially weather!"
"you can be my lap trash"
"joint night poops! It's fun!"
"I love yelling about queerness over nachos" With special guest @ageofnight
Also forgot to add this one before https://x.com/abbythecleric/st...
"you are a beautiful quesadilla! Make all ze other quesadillas go........ Sizzle"
"i put the meffin"
*bangs fist on table* "I WANT THE SECRETS" -abby rice 2022
"you've done more than one thing that you haven't fucked up"
"you're a lot of genders today, my love" "They're all the same gender" Cc @genderoftheday
"I'm just so tired of their straight sex lives!" - A, 10/16/22
You know those videos of feral kittens as someone tries to convince them to accept love and friendship? The little ₖₕₕₕₖ! /ᐠ-ⱉ-ᐟ\ﾉ ? "ᴋʜʜʜʜᴋ" - Fall, 2022
Thanksgiving edition: The Probes have been extracted!
"i am not a feral person. I'm whatever the opposite of feral is" -A Me: "domesticated??"
A, about Hadestown: "i just thought about transmasc Orpheus and hurt my own feelings" 😭😭😭😭
"there are no rules. It's only autism" -*autistic person realizing about themselves*
A: I might pull an all nighter M: can you even do that anymore? A: no, all-nighter means 10 or 11pm
"why is he so pretty" "it's because he's a trans ally and that's good for your skin" - @abbythecleric
@abbythecleric "I guess they have good healthca-- POKEMON CENTERS ARE UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE." "POKEMON MADE ME A SOCIALIST" -@abbythecleric
"close your coat, creepy glue selling man!" @abbythecleric to me, April 14th, 2024
@scampneoroxy CALDERBERRY!!!!!