Published: February 18, 2022
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Apologies for the erratic behavior, forgetfulness, and breakdowns this past year, friends! The water heater guy came this morning and found a gas leak 3 feet from my bed.
WAIT. WHEN DID I CHANGE MY HANDLE TO "POISON JR."
NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY https://x.com/poisonjr/status/...
THIS WAS DAYS AFTER I MOVED IN. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. DID I GET POSSESSED AND MY GAS LEAK ALTER EGO NAMED HERSELF