had an edible last night and for some reason came up with a list of fake YA books and authors???
@bluesuedeschue Couldn't help myself
@rchlmllnd OH MY GOD I LOVE THEM
@bluesuedeschue i just know that dizzy daisy duncan is about her dad dying and she has to go live with her mom who she doesn’t really know in a beach town where her life continues to spiral
@victoriaedel ma’am if you don’t write this book and use pen name Tippa Malone…………
@bluesuedeschue These are so evocative & intriguing! Also interesting (whether intentional or not) are all the double-letter names—Beecher, Maddie, Hatt, Tippa, Danny, Skippard
@morsecodebird wow I definitely didn’t realize this, I’m gonna thank the edible for that extra little flair
@bluesuedeschue you could convince me that i’ve been a lifelong maddie pushpin fan
@bluesuedeschue "pinky was here" is about a shy, soft dude and his ferris bueller-esque friend pinky in their last year in highschool, and their crazy, sweet bucket list of friend things to do before they go to different colleges. at the end it turns out pinky tragically died the year before
@bluesuedeschue as a middle school teacher i’m pretty sure every one of these books has been on our school wide reading list and man did that Dizzy Daisy Duncan make us all laugh!
@bluesuedeschue Mischief for Sale would get a 2-season Netflix adaptation the day it hit shelves
@bluesuedeschue The hyphen is doing a lot of the heavy lifting in "Danny Kirsh-Jones"
@bluesuedeschue beyond the pale tall grass has been on my reading list forever, i think it’s time i finally start it now
@bluesuedeschue these are... very accurate
@bluesuedeschue @MaraWilson We're gonna find out that the protagonist and his friends killed Jeremy Flincher, aren't we 😬
@bluesuedeschue Don’t forget the classic: To Bury a Prom Queen by Imogen Lavory.
@bluesuedeschue inspiring!
@bluesuedeschue unironically the funniest tweet i’ve seen in a long time
@bluesuedeschue I cannot stop laughing
@bluesuedeschue Dizzy daisy Duncan would be on my TBR immediately
@bluesuedeschue The third one is so intriguing
@bluesuedeschue No but I need to know what happened to Jeremy Flincher
@bluesuedeschue As a former librarian, this had me cackling
@bluesuedeschue @mark_argent get chatgpt to write the plot blurb for these
@bluesuedeschue the way I would read all of these 😂
@bluesuedeschue bestsellers for sure
@bluesuedeschue Coming up with fake names 😂 killing me
@bluesuedeschue I love this, heres a few I came up with: The Moon is Not A Planet by Jalinda Morris Skymaiden by Erika Erstwhile Coals, Ashes, Cinders by Melanie Champignon Lilac of the Brambles by Lucy Fingerstein
@bluesuedeschue I’ll sell my soul to read Mischief For Sale pls
@bluesuedeschue Actually, wrote a YA Novel, that I'm currently pitching to literary agents, a goal I set for myself for 2023. Jordan Frost and the Awakening.
@bluesuedeschue @MaraWilson Would definitely read “We never saw Jeremy Flincher on Mars.” 😂
@bluesuedeschue These are actually really inspiring! I could come up with a little story for them all! A little story is only because that’s my maximum capability.
@bluesuedeschue Can’t wait to watch the adaptation of Beyond the Pale Tall Grass on Freeform !
@bluesuedeschue Omg you’re famous!!
@bluesuedeschue @EmilyCadwalader Mischief For Sale absolutely needs to become a thing.