Published: March 30, 2023
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i will review donald trump's court outfits when the time presents itself

First photo of the series Trump's outfit is OK. He wore his signature red tie; good for politics but bold for court. Worrisome that lawyer on right is wearing a spread collar and half-Windsor. Lawyer on left has coat climbing up his neck. Should show more shirt collar at back

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Trump's collar appears to be stained from cosmetics. Cosmetics are oil-based stains, unlike juice or sweat, which are water-based stains. Suits should always be dry-cleaned, but oil-based stains will require careful removal. Don't wear stained suit jackets when appearing in court

Image in tweet by derek guy
Image in tweet by derek guy
Image in tweet by derek guy

@dieworkwear ... Do you have a life other than obsessing over #45?

@dieworkwear look at my lawyer’s tie knot bro I’m going to jail 😭

@dieworkwear You’ve got us all looking for collar gaps….

@dieworkwear It's probably built up grease and grime from his oily fat head. Not surprised though, he wears that suit all the time.

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@dieworkwear What should I wear when offering hush money, ideally?

@dieworkwear Sweating through his jacket. Maybe he needs some summer fabrics, like hopsack or tropical wool?

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@dieworkwear Thank you so much for this😂😂 I spent 15 years in court hearings and trials for work and this is what I did in my head😂😂😂💯

@dieworkwear I wonder if his depend leaks when he sits for extended periods of time.

@dieworkwear A spread collar with a half Windsor is worrisome

@dieworkwear Peak lapels too, although the grey suit might be DB

@dieworkwear He is just so nasty. ugh

@dieworkwear Attorneys wearing DB’s?

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@dieworkwear Maybe he should hire Gwyneth Paltrow as a consultant for his court apparel.

@dieworkwear my thing is what does Trump think of his female lawyer? 🧐😬🤪

@dieworkwear Is it OK or is it THE BEST?

@dieworkwear Picked up by the Independent https://www.independent.co.uk/...

@dieworkwear These criticisms are too harsh! Sometimes, you can't help it if the coat is climbing up your neck, obscuring the shirt collar. It's a stressful environment! Criminal court! (lol)

@dieworkwear Can you do a thread on the difference between collar types on dress shirts?

@dieworkwear That tie that his lawyer is wearing sucks. I was thinking about this, while watching, because I’m a weirdo, but you’re partaking in a historic moment that people are going to see in pics for 100 years. You’d have to think it’s your best outfit kinda day, and you grabbed this tie?

@dieworkwear As a litigator I preferred blue ties but wore red ties often. Totally appropriate for court. Why do you see it’s not?

@dieworkwear Does he get his suits tailored to fit his hunched shoulders?

@dieworkwear no collar gap on the trump-meister 💯

@dieworkwear Are there rules about tie knots and collar type pairings?

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