Published: April 8, 2023
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RARE Semen Retention Quotes. The kinda quotes that will change your life...

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Your cerebral spinal fluid is SEMEN. The brain floats in it. It provides protection and strength.

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SR will turn you into Genghis Khan's dad.

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Look at this! Luster! Vigor! Shit you couldn't even imagine will start happening to you.

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This is how you turn from lead to gold!

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The Magnetism will attract women like the sea attracts fish (but don't make this about getting women!)

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Your balls are brewing the fountain of youth. Do you understand?

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The secret that famous people hide because they are scared that you'll rise up and overtake them!

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I struggled for years with porn. Now I'm free at last and I teach you how to do it so you can save years of your life. We must save our children and eradicate porn forever! Kings Will Rise!

@retentionkings you know how else you can get a lot of semen in your system?

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Image in tweet by Kings Will Rise

@retentionkings The only thing missing is the promoted ad for nut milk 😂

@retentionkings I'll give you that... I am forever changed

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@retentionkings Oh. You're not a parody account 🫠

@retentionkings @DCOfficial did you authorize this use of your IP? ☝️

@retentionkings How do you become someone's dad by not coming

@retentionkings There ain’t no way this is a real account…… 😂😂😂

@retentionkings This is just vag steaming for dudes marketed as “more sperm = greatness” lmao

@retentionkings This is monumental how can I support you

@retentionkings Semen retained in the body contributes to prostate cancer.

@xkingswillrise Amazing keep it up. 🤝

@retentionkings oh yeah i trust this dude knows a lot about just giving off on jerking off / cumming in general. dude looks like a dehydrated bullfrog realizing this is the second gnat he's seen in a week. folks, may i present: bhakti vikasa swami.

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@retentionkings Please send details of your dealer I wanna try the shit you’re on.

@retentionkings @krampusss_ you won't believe this

@retentionkings You’re repressing something alright 🌈

@retentionkings I must be so smart dawg I’m drinking all this extra semen

@retentionkings LMAOAOAOOOO

@retentionkings Clearly you have semen on the brain so just give a BJ and enjoy it.

@retentionkings What the fuck is happening to people?

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