you know those services I refactored without filling a jira ticket?
i want you to know i'd do it all again
*product mommy in absolute shock and disbelief*
jira is a giant circus, a charade, we don't need jira i am not crazy
*fellow senior software engineer texting in slack it's so over*
i know what i did i know who i am
i do not need your help to fill a jira task
im smack-dab in the middle of my right goddamn mind AND ANY FUNCTION I SEE THAT'S RUNNING ABOVE O(N^2) I WILL REFACTOR IT I WILL WRITE THE MISSING TEST AND I WILL OPTIMIZE OUR CODE EVERY PR I MADE EVERY MERGE EVERY COMMIT I DID IT BECAUSE I LIKED IT HELL I LOVED IT
*product mommy pulling the camera off*
im sitting here and im just itching to do another PR
you think you gonna send me to lead a team so I stop writing code and open the jira board?
THAT AINT HAPPENING NOT ON MY WATCH
YOU PEOPLE CALL ME A SENIOR SOFTWARE ENGINEER WELL HERE I AM
I AM THE SENIOR SOFTWARE ENGINEER I AM RIGHT HERE YOU WANT IT I WILL GIVE IT TO YOU *gets taken away by bugs in prod*
*my homie opening the jira board and adding everything i've done so far this sprint as i get pings from the juniors to fix their branches*
@tekbog Homie is the real mvp
@Bo80337023 truly
@tekbog This thread is ridiculous and I love it. Thank you, good sir.
@tekbog based af
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@tekbog Everything makes sense now 😃
@tekbog 😂 Jira/Confluence search has gotten so worse in past year, I had to come to twitter to see if others are facing the same and landed on this hilarious thread !
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