Mr.diagnostic👽

Announcer-ee year best novel of the ‘2024 UK’ goes to Afreen Ali (Afreen stage ekkutunte andaru applause chestunnaru) Publisher-congrats ‘afreen’ (abbha em guvvara dinidi) Award teesko A-thnks u sir & thanks to one and every person presented here

(Publisher award🎖️icchi Afreen veepu pai chey vesi pic digutunnadu. Ala melliga guvva mida ki chey teesukupoi unchadu) P-good work Afreen, ni novel ‘Sitaramam’ ki pedda fan ayipoya A-🥰thnk u sir, milanti famous publisher nundi aa word ravadam. I always had a dream to work for u.

(Publisher 50,000$ check icchi hire cheskunnadu) P-I’m hiring u as junior novelist for ‘Forbes publications’ A-🥹thnks sir P-ur parents must be proud of u (Afreen ki parents leru, tanaki sita gurtuvacchindi. Maro vaipu Afreen publish chesina book chadivi ram ni gurtucheskuntu….

…vadi pic chustundi ‘Noor jahan’) Panodu-ammagaru vanta aindi Noor jahan-nen tarvata tintanu, nuvvu vellu P-alage (‘Noor jahan’ padukoni gatam gurtucheskuntundi. Book lo rasindi matrame andarki telsu, kani book lo lenivi tanaki matrame telsu) …(20 years back, in Kashmir)

Terrorists-Rey ‘Hindus’ evvarni vadaladdu, andarni narikeyandi. Ivala Kashmir mana sontam (Ooranta tagalapettesi dorikina vallani champestunnaru, oka intlo pillalu dakkunaru) T-ikkada unnara, Hindus ga puttar kada chaavandi😡 (Appude ‘sita’ burkha lo vacchi vadi kathi pattukundi)

S-vallanta na pillalu, vallu kuda muslims. plss vadileyandi👏 T-moham kanipinchakunna, burka lo ni fig matram solid ga undi😈. Ni mogudu ekkada S-chanipoyadu T-mari natho vastava, nen chuskunta.. S-chi sigguleda pellaina aadadanni ala adaganiki (Tana chey tisi vadi madda pai….

….pettadu) S-😠pillalu unnaru, plss vadileyandi T-size chusav ga, pillalni vellipommanu, ledante pillala munde vesta S-pillalu ventane vellipondi (Pillalu paaripoyaru, terrorist chey tho burka patti chest deggara laagite 2 buttons tegipadi bra lo sallu peddaga jaarai baitiki)

T-🤤idi kada naku kavalsina ‘aazaad’. Ni perenti (‘Noor jahan’ bayanga chetultho bhurka cover cheskundi) S-‘Noor’😖 T-aaj teri chut ki mazaa utaunga bahut😈…anta ayyaka vadilesta le (Noor ni wall ki push chesi bhurka painundi sallu rendu nokkutunnadu) S-uhhann aa plss T-lnjaa…

…em penchave gundranga laavuga🤤 (Bhurka tho chest ni tight ga rendu sallani deggarki ani patti, paiki shake chestunte bhurka lonchi bantullaaga egurtunnai. Avi chusi ventane moham salla madya petti naaluka tho lick 👅chestu rub chestunnadu) T-ughummm whahaaa S-nooo vadiley raa

T-ghummuuhh muhhaaa (rendu chetulu pirrala mida vesi bhurka painundi nokkutu rendu pirralni okesari chetultho ‘Thhaaappp’ ani slap chesadu) S-ammaahhnn😖 T-haaa chudel Dana enta mettaga unnaye ni pirralu (Sallaki kiss icchi hug cheskoni venaka pirrala deggara bhurka ni paiki….

Lagesadu nadum varaku) S-Rey vadalraaa auhh (Gattiga hug cheskoni bhurka lepi pirralni chustu panty chimpadu, rendu pirralni pakkaki laagi ummesadu madyala💦🍑) T-thuuu (Ummesi pirralni clap chesi rub chestunnadu) S-noo vadiley raa (Vadini push chesi paripotunte juttu patti….

…lagi Champani gattiga kottadu) S-abbhaaa😩 T-ekkadikeltave bosidike mundaaa, itu rave (deggarki lagi malli kottadu) S-ammmhhhaaaan (Nadum pattukoni chest vadiki touch ayyela hug cheskunnadu, bhurka lo chey vesi pirral nokkutu pokka chuttura ummuni tadimi guddapokkalo velu….

…tosadu okkasariga S-😬ghuuaaannn T-ente idi, antamandi pillalni kannaka kuda inta biginchukoni undi ni guddapokka S-uhhghhn aabaa aww T-ahhnn lopalente baga vediga undi (pirralni pisukutu middle finger🖕pokkalo gucchutu tipputunnadu) S-aaawwaaa T-cheppa kada, pani ayyaka…..

….vadilesta annnaaga. Anni muskoni lnja la padundu (Sallu patti pisiki guddalo velu push chestunnadu. ‘Noor jahan’ vadiki bayapadi kadalkunda alane undipoindi vaadi chetilo bommala. Vadu okkavelu tho gelkutuntene tana rendu pikkalu shake avtunnai noppiki) T-Aahhhh awaaaaghhaaa

(Appude Inko terrorist vacchadu, vadu ‘noor jahan’ ni chudagane vadi madda lechindi) T2-aaa evarra ee gurram, bale undi T-indake dorikindi, ra sharing lo veddam dinni (Guddapokkalonchi finger tiyagane pokka kanipinchindi ‘terrorist 2’ ki. Pokka melliga close avtundi….

….mottam muskokanna munde vidu finger ni mottam tosadu) S-🥴aaabhhaaaa reyyyyhh (inkokadu mrunal juttu patti kindaki vangopetti mask ni lips varaku jaripi madda irikinchadu notlo) S-bhhuaawkkk ghuummm uhm gyuhaaakkmmm🤢Uhmm T-aauhhhh sukhun ra dini noru abbhaaa T2-dini pokka….

…kuda ra, em undi tight ga chintapandula (Guddabokkalonchi velu tisi tongue thosi naakutunnadu) S-uhhhhaghnnn aaahhhnnn (2 fingers tho pokkani cheelchi naaluka tostunnadu, inko chey ni puk lo tosi adistunnadu) T2-hummmm chinaal lnjaa Auhmm👅 S-aaauhhnn Muuhhmghuhal aahhhhaaa

T2-Em unde, ni guddalo swargam undi kade (Moham pirra madyalo petti lick chestu, rendu pirralni ni slap chestunnadu) S-😖auhh Abbha ammaaaaaa (Mundunna terrorist juttu patti madda cheskistunadu. Melliga oka chey ni bhurka lo tosi rendu sallani pisukutu✊ n*pple patti gattiga…..

….kindaki lagi slap 👋 chesadu sallani) S-ammmmaaaa Auhhaa noppi T-chutiyaaaa raandh S-ghuuyaakk uhmmmm blkukmmm (Fast ga notlo tostu cumm chesi gontulo nimpesadu) S-bhuuawwhkkk uhhumm T2-ahhh dini guddalo jiguru adirindi, night anta nakochu 👋🍑”thaaap” S-ahhbbaaaahnnn

T2-gontu patti lakkoni puk lo fast ga rub chestunnadu S-Auhnnnn auhhhhuu uhhnnn guuuhhaaaa T-abbhaa em kunukutunnave (expressions chudaniki mask tisadu) Uhhaaaa Abhha em undi ra idi🥵 (Noor noranta open chesi moan chestundi, eyes peddaga chesi paiki chustundi) T-Rey speed penchu

T2-haaa ok (Speed penchesariki mrunal gattiga moan chestu kantlonchi nillu karustundi, face anta red aindi) S-uhhaaa ahhnnn ahwhhanmaaa ahahaaa T2-yesss ahhh ela unde bok*dana (vadu bed lo kurchoni ‘Noor’ ni lepi okkasariga guddha lo madda tosadu) S-🥴😵‍💫 (Noor ariche gap lo….

….mundu unnavadu notlo umchi madda tosadu) S-bghuuawakkkkmmm auhghuhamm ahhnnnn T2-bhhaaha Madda povatledente, uhh inta tight ga undente ni bokka (‘Noor’ ni painundi patti gattiga kindaki lagutunnadu body ni, guvva melliga kindaki vellekoddi madda lothuga digutundi S-🥴😖nhuyaaa

(‘Noor’ vadi thodala mida chetulu vesi digakunda aputundi) T-ente balsinda (‘Noor’ champaki slap chesi rendu chetulni vadi chetulki chutti sallu rendu pattukoni gattiga gontulo dngutunnadu) S-Uhhaa bhuuwakkkk (‘Noor’ chetulani vadu tiyagane ‘terrorist 2’ tana thodalni patti…..

….gattiga madda durchadu mottam S-ahhhaaabbbahaaaaaaaaa uhahahaaaaaanmmamaaa auhhwhwwwaaaaa auhhaaaa (‘Noor’ noppiki gattiga arustundi. Vadi madda alage unchi puk ni speed ga fingers tho gelkutunnadu, ‘Noor’ aapukoleka squirt chestundi) T-hhaaa yess uhmmmm ammuh👅 (Tagutunnadu)