the baby explaining to mom why he's wet later

@dieworkwear If he wore a raincoat, there'd be no baby.

@dieworkwear A real man keeps his rubbers on him at all times. Hang on, that didn't sound right...

@dieworkwear Waiting fo another banger thread

@dieworkwear Imagine a dapper raincoat and umbrella, so the child isn't in the rain. People are silly...but it works for clicks.

@dieworkwear 😂

@dieworkwear “Sex with a condom is like taking a shower with a raincoat on.” - my dad 🧓🏼 😉

@dieworkwear No 🧵 no party 🕺🏼

@dieworkwear I have always found raincoats a bit creepy.

@dieworkwear That technique is faulty, this is the way:

@dieworkwear NGL, I'm interested in seeing stylish raincoats

@dieworkwear Hope he gives that kid back too

@dieworkwear Gannex. Made in Elland, Yorkshire.

@dieworkwear and umbrellas as well

@dieworkwear If no coat then put the baby up under your shirt next to your skin. Baby will be warm & dry & happy to be close too.

@dieworkwear Derek, I respectfully disagree in this case. To shelter himself and this baby, this man needs a nice umbrella. Also, how is he a FUTURE husband, dude has a BABY RIGHT THERE

@dieworkwear Don’t worry about the coat, the bag is the deal!

@dieworkwear Hooded coats and waterproof shoes are what people with manners should wear if it’s raining and they are in a city. Cannot tell you how many times I’ve nearly lost an eye to a 6 foot wide golf umbrella in the financial district.

@dieworkwear Alright I'm ready

@dieworkwear As a denizen of the PNW, raincoats are essential. 🔻Must have a hood 🔻Must be loose and large enough to fit over bulky sweater/fleece 🔻Must fully cover hips and butt - no jackets 🔻Two way zipper

@dieworkwear @jamesreedmuindi Put a beanie on that baby.

@dieworkwear Ha, this is me. My wife still hated it when I wear shorts and it's 10 degrees c outside

@dieworkwear Where is the thread ???🧵

@dieworkwear Oh I was actually expecting a thread on raincoats and now I’m disappointed

@dieworkwear Raincoats 👇👇

@dieworkwear First though, let's talk about Tiffany bags. Yes? 😍

@dieworkwear I know it’s slightly off topic but can you please guide me towards a brand that makes coats with this fit - i’ve struggled to find anything similar @dieworkwear thanks

@dieworkwear Should be holding the kid over his head for some protection from the rain

@dieworkwear hi derek, i'm thinking about buying a 2nd hand burberry but when i wear any trenchcoat i look like i work at the city hall (maybe because of my build, i'm tall, broad shoulders) instead of the professional look i want to look like a british hooligan, any tips or suggestions?

@dieworkwear Ideally, a raincoat should be roomy enough to fit loosely over a baby in a sling. Even better if it has a hood with an extended brim so bub stays dry.

@dieworkwear I'd rather talk about the hot dad, holding a Tiffany & Co bag. 😎 Smokin hot, knows where to shop. 🤔 But, please do, carry on. 😆

@dieworkwear hi derek guy! i have a graduation party, a ball one might say. its gonna be in a palace. everybody is going to be fancy. my problem: i dont want to wear a black suit and call it a day (all men look the same in these events and its not fun and slay) tips please? love you

@dieworkwear He’s holding a Tiffany’s bag, so he can afford one

@dieworkwear I raelly like my Stutterheim Stockholm raincoat personally, can wholly recommend it. Excellent protection from both rain and wind, and it looks really good. It can also get pretty hot with good layering, even too hot sometimes...

@dieworkwear Had a whole shopping bag and didn't use it 🤦

@dieworkwear I get compliments all the time on the color of my raincoat. (My mom @evaripollone gets the credit though since she bought it for me.)