I flew Korean Air business class for about 24 hours, arriving in Bangkok at 9am with no plans or hotel reservations. I took a taxi to Sukhumvit, found a hotel room for $30, and went for a walk. In my back pocket was an empty bang-journal, soon to be filled…

I walked for a few blocks and took it all in. 1st thing I noticed are the Buddhist shrines everywhere. 2nd thing I noticed was the filth. I took a right down a sidestreet of half-open bars. I was accosted by trannies for the 1st of many times but nignore.

Sitting outside of a bar was a gorgeous light skinned Thai girl in a black mini dress who waved me over. Perfect little body. Face like Asian Angelina Jolie. We talked for a few minutes & she took me upstairs to a charming little 3rd world room. I’ll rate these. She was 9/10.

That night I went to a steakhouse a few blocks down the street and ate oysters, pâté and steak. I ate there almost every night I was in Sukhumvit. Btw. Wear a condom when you bang hookers. Each one mentioned in this thread was carefully protected against. Except for bj.

The next day I mostly slept and relac. That night I went to the infamous NaNa Plaza. It’s insane. Cyberpunk style multiple story-high courtyard with wall to wall go-go bars. They don’t allow pics but this is what it looks like. Reminds me of Kowloon Walled City but for hookers

Now what they don’t tell you about hookers in Thailand is at least 50% are completely unfuckable. Go-go bars are hit and miss but you can only ever depend on 10% being really hot. Sometimes they’re all hot. Anyway I walked around and finally found the One.

She looked like a chick in a digital billboard ad from Blade Runner. I went in to the bar she was standing in front of for a drink. Partied with her for a bit. Japanese type named Noi with bob haircut very petite. There’s a whole process for bringing a girl home from these bars.

Basically you buy a few cheap drinks then pay $100 to take her to your hotel for the night. You can always depend on having fun at the bar, not so much back at the room. That’s what happened with this one. Great in every way except in the sack. Bummer but still worth it. 7/10

A couple nights later I tried one of the 100s of streetwalkers you see lining the sidewalks at night. Many MANY trannies. Also many uggos. But i found one with great energy and look. She wrapped herself in a blanket & passed out after while I took a business call. 8/10

Next day I went to get a massage. I eventually found one with a girl that caught my eye. Beautiful Asian cat-monkey face & body. Great massage & everything. As I left a stepped over a kneeling hooker quietly praying at a shrine in the locker area. 9/10

Other than hookers I spent my time eating good meals and visiting cigar lounges. I eventually moved to the Grand Sheraton Sukhumvit which was very nice. 5 star hotel I think it was only $90/night. I smoked in their lounge with various tourists most evenings.

Next I tried the infamous Soy Cowboy, a big street full of go go bars. It was the only place where I saw something fucked up. Many of you may be wondering about this. Here I saw 2 clearly underage boys laughing and excitedly leading a very drunk man down the street by the hand.

Eventually I came to the end of the street and found Fah. Thai girl with almost white skin and A10s. Awesome girl. All over me at the bar and was just a gem back at the room. She slept over and left 1st thing in the morning all smiles. We’ll come back to her later… 9/10

I went to a big park. Some may remember from my earlier travel thread to Greece where a tortoise walk up to me for seemingly no reason. Well it happened again. This time with a monitor lizard. I of course believe he was some local spirit like the tort, but you decide.

Next I tell you about Thermae bar. This is very famous non-go-go bar I heard about so I went to check it out. Basically a shitty Asian bar packed shoulder to shoulder with hookers and Japanese male customers. I was the only white man lol all the girls were scared of me except one

I found one looked like a hot office chick. Very sweet if a little low on energy but good at the hotel. The next night I had her come with me to the lounge at the Sindhorn Kempinski where I smoked cigars and felt her up before hotel room again. Personality made her a 7/10.

So far I’ve mentioned the pretty good ones but some were definitely sub-par. Mostly due to overly-hookerish vibe. This is a real issue. The girls are all professionals and some don’t care to hide that. If you don’t like hookers don’t go you will not like it.

Now comes our return to Fah, the 9/10 with A10’s from earlier. I was getting ready to leave Bangkok soon and wanted a sure thing so I went back to her bar on Soy Cowboy. She was pretty drunk but I joined her and we started walking to the hotel…

I soon realized she was obliterated and gaming me. Being rude, asking for money etc. I chalked it up to her drunkenness but as soon as we got to the hotel she flops on the bed and starts snoring. Will not wake up no matter what I tried. I had already spent my money. I was pissed.

After a while I realized “wait, she doesn’t even care about the sex, she’s just drunk and tired and wants to sleep. That’s fine.” And so. I can’t say more here… Nothing bad happened. She literally snored the entire time never woke up & left in the morning happy as a clam. 10/10

I went to another cigar lounge and took more pics of street side shrines.

Finally I packed my bag and left for Pattaya, a famous hooker beach town. I took a private car service from the Sheraton that was very nice and cheap. I found a hotel recommended to me by a western Buddhist tourist and began what would become my favorite part of the trip…

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@DieTissaphernes I've been coming to Thailand, mostly Pattaya, since 25 yrs old, 1986. Now I've lived here since 2020. Good thread and great for a 1st timer. You got more right than some dudes who've lived here for years. I live mostly low-key nowadays and the bar scene and go-go is tiresome.

@rnikoley Thanks Richard!

@DieTissaphernes You’re a disgusting despicable human being. You should be ashamed to yourself. All Victory to the Gods!

@sg_ghost05 #hailthat

@DieTissaphernes Very keyed thread, thank you

@FoidFiller 🙏🏻

@DieTissaphernes Hell yeah brother

@DieTissaphernes Sometimes I feel like you’re the only one who understood Bronze Age Mindset

@DieTissaphernes Great read, makes me miss Thailand. If people want a more wholesome family experience i recommend Chang Mai but if you want real Thailand experience as a single guy it has to be Bangkok.

@DieTissaphernes @bronzeagemantis You are in a slum riding passenger hard against a diseased third worlder man in used crocs on a moped, face-doxxing yourself in the bike mirrors, while bragging about having to pay for sex repeatedly.

@DieTissaphernes The demons who drive you to do these things will flee when the time comes to pay for them. You will be alone. Repent and follow the Living Christ.

@DieTissaphernes I enjoyed thai prostie this morning in celebration of powerful frend travel journal

@DieTissaphernes @bronzeagemantis What a Haus !