Insane lore drop
@Trey_Explainer Quirky adventure movie where Ea-Nasir and his badly paid employee accidentally kill Abraham and he's forced by God to become the new prophet (he's gonna use religion to exploit people but will learn a valuable lesson in being honest)
@Trey_Explainer Same energy
@Trey_Explainer Abraham actually did stab his son in the altar. THe copper was so shit, it folded, and he cooked up the story that god said not to.
@Trey_Explainer Ea-nasir copper so bad Abraham must leave for the holy land to be away from him
@Trey_Explainer Do you think Ea-Nasir ever sold copper to Abram?
@Trey_Explainer Same vibe
@Trey_Explainer Would be hilarious if the Patriarch of the entire Hebrew/Jewish culture was neighbors with a certain shady copper merchant.
@Trey_Explainer This and Vienna 1913, what are other funny examples of these crossovers occurring?
@Trey_Explainer The Old Testament overlapping with The Bronze Collapse is so wild I love history
@Trey_Explainer Imagine living thousands of years ago and thinking about your life and legacy, and all you are known for is Karen/Kevin's complaint about your shop on a stone tablet, so now people across the world - in lands you didn't know existed - call you dodgy. Ea-Nasir, you are innocent.
@Trey_Explainer What the FUCK How has Twitter learnt of this esoteric lore …
@Trey_Explainer Ea-Nasir copper probably fold Abraham’s knife tbh
@Trey_Explainer It always makes me smile when my favourite copper merchant appears on my feed
@Trey_Explainer Literally a lore drop of biblical proportions.
@Trey_Explainer I would be so pissed if my palace complex got called the house of some random made up guy from an origin myth for people on the other side of Mesopotamia who want to pretend they aren't just derived Canaanites. At least it gets to be a tourist trap.
@Trey_Explainer Do you think Ea Nasir wondered why Abraham took his son Isaac up the mountains with a knife while reading this morning complain tablet like a news paper
@Trey_Explainer Abraham was scammed with lower grade copper, that's why he left mesopotamia
@Trey_Explainer Did Abraham migrate to the Holy Land because Ea-Nasir sold him defective copper ingots?? How’s that for unintended historical consequences? 🤣
@Trey_Explainer Do you think they knew each other?
@Trey_Explainer Ok hear me out: Friends but with them and a few more guys
@Trey_Explainer And they were neighbours
@Trey_Explainer Bro
@Trey_Explainer >literally patient zero for judaism Well now we know why he got scammed.
@Trey_Explainer my fucking COPPER
@Trey_Explainer holy shit they finally doxxed him
@Trey_Explainer Why the hell does that look like a giant handprint?!
@Trey_Explainer Small world
@Trey_Explainer Thought we were looking at the giant handprint of God
@Trey_Explainer Oh my god they were roommates…
@Trey_Explainer are we not supposed to acknowledge the giant handprint in the earth
@Trey_Explainer I believe it, would be hilarious if they were neighbors and Abram and Sarai had to hear other folks complain about the shitty copper a few blocks down
@Trey_Explainer I'd like to imagine they had a Timmy Turner's dad/Dinkleberg sort of relationship