Ohoh 👀⁉️ I'm invested

I have a similar hc actually!!! I think it's nice when people attribute cosmos air-headedness to some form of developmental delay/neurodivergency instead of just calling him dumb and leaving it at that:)

Except every once in a while the present in question will be lactation debate number 38293773/silly

OK SO....Wanda would be a guelder-rose(top Left), Cosmo would be sweet woodruff in bloom(back at it again with woodruff Cosmo propaganda, bottom left) AW would be roses...(Very basic, but I think it suits her, top right) And AC spider lilys (bottom right)☝️

I think AW would just power through it and insist she isn't sick meanwhile she has snot running down her face and a 40 degree fever and looks just sick in general but absolutely refuses to admit it LOL

ohh they would,,,they'd go crazy alone in that castle I fear(and I don't think foop would be fun to talk to) coswan on the other hand would be SO bad at managing friendship outside of godparenting, like they'll catch up with their friends once every thousand years or something 😭

ITS OKAY ANONNNN ☝️ we need more coswan up in this establishment even if it's their anti fairies

I'd absolutely KILL for a time travel episode in s2 where Hazel & present day coswan somehow end up in the past with Timmy & past coswan,,,,ougghh I'd kill to know what Timmy thinks of hazel & how he'd accept that his godparents would have to eventually move on to a new kid

Giggling over this😭 This actually got me thinking, how DO the other fairies see Cosmo??Obviously he's a full grown guy but at the same time he was still the youngest fairy when he had Poof, so some of the fairies who are pushing their millions probably unironically though that😭

(Spelling mistake in the last gimmick reply but WHATEVERRR) Irep playing Rush-e when🗣️⁉️

THEY KINDA DO....THEY NEVER EVEN INTERACTED BUT THEY DO AND ITS AMAZING

⁉️‼️⁉️‼️⁉️‼️⁉️👀 stares at you from a distance Oomf....

AHHHH AUUGHHHH AAAHHHHHHHH (HIDES UNDER A DESK AND WHIMPERS LIKE A KICKED DOG) HE WILL BE ADDED TO THE POOL OF THINGS-PEOPLE-HAVE-SUGGESTED-ME-TO-DRAW-THAT-I-WILL-DRAW-WHEN-I-DONT-HAVE-ANY-IDEAS-ON-WHAT-TO-DRAW!!!!!! DONT SHOOT!!!!!!!!!

Don't have TOO many but one of the silly ones I have iss...they sometimes have sleepovers specifically to help winn dye their hair. Never goes well. Their hair is FRIED at this point. Still did not stop the others from wanting to have matching dye at least ONCE during high school

Mii gunner but he only uses the sans costume & insists he's a real character in smash and not a costume....he KNOWS it's not true but he refuses to actually admin it

UR SO REAL..can I use this as an excuse to plug all my Cosmo neurodivergency HCs..I think he has dyspraxia, good ol'audhd, ocd but like specifically the type where you're like "ok if I don't do x then something HORRIBLE will happen"...also not a neurodivergency but he's an empath

Probably not the most angsty BUT it's the first that comes to mind,,,I already talked about this a while back but never rlly expanded on it cuz of the lovely twitter character limit Been meaning to write smth abt this but I never got to so ur gonna have to hear me yap instead

GUH....WAIT......UR RIGHT...I don't even CAREEE that it wouldn't line up with the Cosmo spot lore™ because it's actually just way to cute,,,,,it fits them so well I'm literally dead on the floor

YES YOU GET IT. The closest we got to something like that was Cosmo saying something in the lines of "nobody calls Wanda fat but my mama..and me that one time but I won't say that ever again" I don't remember the exact line but AUGH...😭

GIGGLING CUZ HE DEFFO WAS...schnozmos friends knew the hangout was gonna be horrific whenever he brings his little green freak with him

YES💧💧💧💧THEY TOTALLY DID THAT💧💧💧💧💧 EEUUUGHHH💧💧💧💧they totally just stood by his crib sobbing on various occasions all because he looked too cute while he was sleeping or something

RIGHT.....they should put like Yuri and yaoi together irl so straight people can be real

Second freaky anon show urself....

HE TOTALLY DID,,,I like to think his childhood is one of the reasons he decided to become a godparent (next to the whole filling the void thing)

I DID ACTUALLY MAKE A THREAD ON WHAT I THINK EACH FOP CHARACTER SMELLS LIKE LAST YEAR LOL....ok but putting the Cosmo woodruff & nickels scent propaganda aside, I wouldn't say he'd smell strongly of anything, though I like to think wandas perfume wears off on him a bit sometimes

YES....he could lose his arm and be like "this is NOTHING...I can just poof up a new one" but when his nose starts getting even just a bit runny he's gonna be in bed begging Wanda for chicken noodle soup

Peri getting a notification on his phone thinking it's a job offer but it's just Wanda sending one of these in the family group chat

I feel like Cosmo would be the silly kind of drunk... just starts doing stupid shit and doesn't remember any of it the next morning...I can't decide whether Wanda would be gracefully drunk where she only gets a bit red in the face or absolutely shitfaced after 1 sip of wine

Regular occurrence in the cosma household I fear

THEY ARE.... they're so stupid and in love and I love that for them

GHEHEHE YESSS.... toughest guy in town but he still loves to participate in tea parties with plastic playsets that probably fit into his palm

That's so cute, love that actually 😭 Cosmo picking pretty rocks and crystals to hit up the pretty pink haired girl he accidentally dropped a several course meal on...

And it's working on Wanda I fear

Wdym that's obviously a great example he's setting smh 🙄🙄/silly

UR SO RIGHT ANONNN....Wanda would love them while Cosmo is hiding under a blanket somewhere,,I know it's not "morbid" per-se but I love that it's canon that Wanda is super into action movies while Cosmo has a thing for romance series...Wanda is the numba 1 action high fan I fear

Anon is literally Cosmo I fear

OUUGHH wait I actually haven't heard of that band till now...will check them out👁️👁️

YES AND I THINK THATS AWESOME....I think everyone should collectively just make a fem design for sparky and pretend it's the canon one

Mewtwo I think...in true mom fashion she has no clue what a "pokemon" is and only picked it because she thinks it's cute and pink and kind of reminds her of "one of those bald cats humans have"

YOU GET IT ANON