Published: May 14, 2025
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5 years on tinder and swiped right 2 million times and got one date. It's time to Thailandmaxx bro.

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@bizlet7 His other pictures answer all the questions💀

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@To_B_V @bizlet7 HE'S BALD!

@MeatCobainGamin @bizlet7 Bald and fishing! 💯

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@To_B_V @bizlet7 Sorry but the sweatshirt, song choice, dead animal, vacant stare? Way too calculated - this is either fake or the work of a sociopath.

@To_B_V @bizlet7 Bro got the same face the fish does 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@To_B_V @bizlet7 Oh okay so he’s just repellant lol

@To_B_V @bizlet7 OK, I get it now.

@bizlet7 Plot twist: Hayden is actually the fish and the guy is just his support hooman! 👀

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@To_B_V @bizlet7 Bruh 😭

@To_B_V @bizlet7 unquantifiable levels of game, I aspire to be that based³

@To_B_V @bizlet7 mf looks like lester

@To_B_V @bizlet7 Absolute bottom of the barrel. Insane.

@To_B_V @bizlet7 lmaoo the way u can just tell none of his (female) friends ever helped him set up that page.. no wonder its crashing and burning

@To_B_V @bizlet7 AND HIS BALD pick a struggle passport bro SMH UGH

@To_B_V @bizlet7 Midwest 4. NYC 2.

@To_B_V @bizlet7 Aside his look, he’s giving “creep” vibes. Like someone that enjoys loli hentai

@To_B_V @bizlet7 Investigative journalism still exists.

@To_B_V @bizlet7 mans bald. ;/

@To_B_V @bizlet7 He needs help with everything

@To_B_V @bizlet7 he’s not bad looking but that hoodie is so corny. i feel like a large percentage of those women saw that and went “ew”. if he wore something nice without holding a fish in every photo i bet he would have better luck. i really think so

@To_B_V @bizlet7 This is the gooner personified

@To_B_V @bizlet7 how in the actual fuck is he 26

@To_B_V @bizlet7 Holy shit he looks like a redditor

@To_B_V @bizlet7 Men make profiles that other MEN want to see. Women don’t care about you posting dead eyed pictures with a giant fish. We want to see you with friends, at a fun venue, maybe a nature hike photo. Something that shows you have more hobbies than sitting on your butt.

@To_B_V @bizlet7 What a catch

@To_B_V @bizlet7 Dude looks based AF I’d go fishing with him, he looks like a laugh

@To_B_V @bizlet7 Here is me, do i look worthy?

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@To_B_V @bizlet7 Well. He's got nice teeth 🤷

@To_B_V @bizlet7 Serial killer vibes

@To_B_V @bizlet7 Goddamn if Hayden. We were rooting for you.

@To_B_V @bizlet7 “why isn’t my SIT ON MY FACE WITH YOUR ASS shirt helping me win favor with the ladies???”

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