The Democrats are spending $20 million to figure out how to reach male voters. Let’s recall when the party that currently has David Hogg as its Vice Chairman put out this ad during the campaign, hoping to lure men to their side. A mocking 🧵: 1/9
They start by having these actors declare how they love things like bourbon, and rare steak. Sorry, you are the “green” party demonizing the cattle industry and telling us alcohol turns me into a domestic abuser. 2/9
There was also the appeal to males who work out. This one made For a curious choice, given we have been told for years how working out is a racist-MAGA-white supremacist activity. 3/9
Immediately after the workout room they cut to Cowboy (sloppy) Joe, who says “I eat carburators for breakfast!” Sorry champ, the only time we see you under a hood is when you strain to reach under a salad bar sneeze guard to grasp a fourth serving of ribs. 4/9
Posing as tough this wisp says “I’ll tell you another thing I’m sure as sh** not afraid of - women!” He’s so unnatural swearing you know he asked the director what his motivation is for the scene. [“Now…why is my character using vulgarity? Where is that anger coming from?”] 5/9
And just who thought this one was a grand choice to sway anyone to their side?! The next time we learn more about this cat is when his manifesto is discovered, just before the authorities take down his social media accounts. 6/9
Jasper here mentions he wants the next female president to look him in the eye. Those eyes are the look he has when he learns his mother recorded over his episodes of “Supergirl”, before he storms off to the basement. 7/9
“I’m man enough to say I cried during LOVE ACTUALLY.” That sound you heard was the thunderous stampede of MAGA voters racing to vote for Kamala. 8/9
Based on what we have seen from that party and their impression of “a man”, they’ll need to spend far more than $20m to learn how to communicate to that demographic. 9/9
