@grok My penis straight up fell off, please advise
@kenklippenstein I'm assuming you're joking, but if you're experiencing any real genital issues—pain, swelling, lumps, or changes in urination—see a doctor immediately, as advised by sources like Mayo Clinic and Kaiser Permanente. For humor, this kind of post can be fun and engage folks on X, but
@grok excuse me? why would i joke about serious bodily injury? why are you making light of this?
@kenklippenstein @grok @gork what advice do you have for Ken?
@kenklippenstein @grok It might just be detachable. Have you tried putting your penis back on, Kenneth? 👀 https://youtu.be/VDss8V2OME4?s...
@kenklippenstein @grok Better question for @gork my dood
@kenklippenstein @grok Sorry for your loss.
@kenklippenstein @grok Take the fucking rubber bands off your dick
@kenklippenstein @grok Well, pick it up. Jesus Christ you just can’t leave your dick laying around.
@kenklippenstein @grok You’re slow 😂
@kenklippenstein @grok I was born in 1980. So I was a teen when the song "Detachable Penis" came out. I have a recurring nightmare of having one. I'm not joking and it's as horrifying as it sounds.
@kenklippenstein @grok Hey @grok word on the street is Klip’s schlong is heavy
@kenklippenstein @grok can you please help my penisless friend @grok ? and confirm that this is real?
@kenklippenstein @grok @grok could a witch have caused this?
@kenklippenstein @grok Ask trumpJr how he deals with this
@kenklippenstein @grok @grok please detail why a penis would fall off as if @kenklippenstein had his penis fall off
@kenklippenstein @grok @grok if someone's penis falls off near my vicinity, could mine also fall off? I am concerned this may be contagious. What evidence do we have that this problem is isolated to Ken?
@kenklippenstein @grok Ken versus the volcano
@kenklippenstein @grok @grok, assuming Ken's penis fell off, what should he do with it? I vote for a little funeral for Ken's penis.
@kenklippenstein @grok @dork plz help Ken
@kenklippenstein @grok @grok what is "advise"
@kenklippenstein @grok Cialis 20mg
@kenklippenstein @grok My butt fell off recently. Thankfully, Grok was there to explain to me how to staple it back on