Published: June 6, 2025
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I accidentally rizzed up a fifty year old Japanese lady help

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She gave me a beer and cigarettes and followed us back to the hotel

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@fortayee @grok turn this woman into an anime woman to make him feel better

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@fortayee Dick her down you owe her

@fortayee She gave you a beer and a fucking cigarette???? Pfft get drunk with her and fuck

@fortayee I know a retired a baddie when i see one

@fortayee If u dont want her ill take her

@fortayee Give her a chance

@fortayee Did you get her number?

@fortayee SOME PEOPLE WISH THEY HAD YOUR PROBLEMS!!!!! Aka ME!!!!!

@fortayee That’s the dream

@fortayee Have sex or you are gay

@fortayee Congrats... happy for you...

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@fortayee Destiny calls you Samurai, sushi or seppuku

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@fortayee Give me her details, now!

@fortayee No such thing as an accident go finish what you’ve started

@fortayee im 95% sure this is a substory in Yakuza

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@fortayee Give her __________

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@fortayee She has more spirit than your average 22yo American girl. I say wife her

@fortayee The funny thing is that if you’d wife her you probably spend the rest of your life in peace

@fortayee it doesn't sound like you need help buddy

@fortayee A lot of people don't know this but Japanese people are very kind and will actually Go out of their way to walk you to your destination. Even if it's not in a direction they were headed. It's very common. Especially for elderly ppl.

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