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Alcoholism: ❌️👎 sad, degenerate Alcoholism (Japan): 🌸👍 quaint, charming, a decadent meditation on daily existence

The Land of the Strong Zero

Image in tweet by TastefulLindy
Image in tweet by TastefulLindy

@LindyTasteful Can I say something without you guys getting mad

@LindyTasteful Her lifestyle seems kind of depressing, even if you ignore the flaming alcoholism. She just rolls around the world solo smashing beers? Booze is best enjoyed socially.

@LindyTasteful And they say the perfect woman doesn’t exist

@LindyTasteful Shame upon her

@LindyTasteful @AGCast4 I think this is why you love Japan 😂

@LindyTasteful Keiko slams beers and eats all day when she’s not hiking in the woods but still is 100 lbs lighter than the average American woman…

@LindyTasteful Literally the trick to anything is, “if you’re skinny, it’s fine”

@LindyTasteful The overlap between hiking and alcoholics is nearly zero in the US

@LindyTasteful I can save her

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@LindyTasteful This sounds like a fun afternoon. 🤣 But, if this were an American, they’d be 350 lbs. because, of seeds oils, sugar and all the other garbage America Corp. puts in our food.

@LindyTasteful Tippsy girl might be my favorite Japanese influencer, a raging alcoholic https://www.instagram.com/tipp...

@LindyTasteful Worldwide Japan has one of lowest rates of alcoholism per capitata https://worldpopulationreview....

@LindyTasteful she's drinking highball and chuuhai too but it's all beer to you people

@LindyTasteful Lol that's not alcoholism. She's at least eating food. Trust me, I specialize in female alcoholism. She's active, she takes breaks, she doesn't just barrel through a twelve pack. She just really likes beer. She doesn't drink to get wasted, she spaces them out through the day.

@LindyTasteful The alcoholic in my neighborhood sleeps in the park

@LindyTasteful the average alcoholic in the U.S. is an obese midwesterner, not a waifish Japanese girl optics is doing 99% of the lifting here

@LindyTasteful That is good pacing.

@LindyTasteful Is it just me or does oversleeping until 930 on your day off sound very mild.

@LindyTasteful Based life

@LindyTasteful We should all strive to be a little bit more like Kaiko. God bless Kaiko.

@LindyTasteful Beer and hiking, it's the German way.

@LindyTasteful Fuck, I found my soul mate, but she lives in japan.

@LindyTasteful A japanese woman will be blackout drunk after 2 pints. Even their hardest drinkers wouldn't even scratch the surface of "alcoholic" by any western definition.

@LindyTasteful Does she want an American drinking buddy with benefits?🤣

@LindyTasteful The alcohol and high carb diet blow will deplete her thiamine levels in 15 years.

@LindyTasteful I could watch this documentary for hours

@LindyTasteful I want to be liek caico

@LindyTasteful That’s nothing.

@LindyTasteful I think I love her

@LindyTasteful It's amazing she drinks that much beer and is still thin.

@LindyTasteful its very good for health

@LindyTasteful Me when I visit Japan

@LindyTasteful wife ♥️

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