We're looking for a game programmer, experienced with console platforms, to work as a contractor to help port our next game to Nintendo Switch 2. I'll post more details tonight, but if you want a head start, you can email the address below. This is for experienced game
@Jonathan_Blow React bros hardest hit.
@Jonathan_Blow I've done several Hello World games in Unreal, Unity, Godot, MonoGame, and Raylib. I'm kind of a big deal, actually.
@Jonathan_Blow imagine emailing Jonathan Blow with your portfolio of cruds apps lol lmao, even
@Jonathan_Blow What if I just message you an LLM email.
@Jonathan_Blow Bro I’m amazing with Replit and web apps. I’ll fire my CV over.
@Jonathan_Blow pretty funny honestly that i had to click the "show more" button to be told i will go to hell if i apply
@Jonathan_Blow Sar I will work doubly hard doing the needful
@Jonathan_Blow Rolling up to the job interview like
@Jonathan_Blow One time I completed the intro to Unity tutorial does that count
@Jonathan_Blow I’m a bit busy with my new frontend web framework that’s gonna be way better than all 300 other frontend web frameworks that came out this week, but I can put that on hold to learn game dev
@Jonathan_Blow I have a Switch. I’ve played a lot of @dungeonsgame with my son. Resume incoming.
@Jonathan_Blow did you just post a picture of an email address so it wouldn't be scraped by bots
@Jonathan_Blow I have never done games but my life is a game and I’m good at it. Works?
@Jonathan_Blow Straight to hell. 😆
@Jonathan_Blow does snake qualify
@Jonathan_Blow I have never done a code but I am willing to learn
@Jonathan_Blow @tsoding I really want to get into game development, but I work a 9 to 5 as a full stack engineer. What is some solid advice if I wanted to make the switch one day
@Jonathan_Blow There needs to be a Wall of Hell with the names of the condemned once you sift through those e-mails.
@Jonathan_Blow Any chance you can post stats for the applications? Constantly looking for experienced devs but get flooded with leetcode interview hackers who haven’t stayed in any company longer than 6 months. My exp is that good coders don’t interview, they get referred.
@Jonathan_Blow NateTheHate said a lot of developers can’t access the switch 2 dev kit right now. How can you port your game without one?
@Jonathan_Blow Good luck, I enjoy your games!
@Jonathan_Blow i did some programming on game boy :D
@Jonathan_Blow We can do the port for you. We are already a licensed Nintendo developer @OldeSkuul
@Jonathan_Blow Sir, I’ve memorised 100 LeetCode Hard Questions. I’m ready.
@Jonathan_Blow I vibe coded a blue rectangle across the screen once so technically I HAVE done games thank you.
@Jonathan_Blow I hope I don't go to hell, because I have sent you a similar message in the past lol.
@Jonathan_Blow Jai for Brahmin and Kshatrya only, Saar
@Jonathan_Blow Lol 😆 Somehow I knew exactly what the second part of the tweet would say after the first paragraph. I knew!
@Jonathan_Blow Think I know a guy who would be interested,ill share this with him
@Jonathan_Blow What if send you my Claude profile that details that I'm a great game developer? I just want to play with jai. 😅
@Jonathan_Blow I once had a computer; cv incoming.
@Jonathan_Blow Had to type email instead of copy-pasting. Filtered at the first challenge.
@Jonathan_Blow I wouldn't trust random bozo who recommends himself, best case one of your friends sees this who knows a guy
@Jonathan_Blow Im an expert at porting games to pretty much any console or system. Just dont make me prove any of this whatsoever. I can do it for about....tree fiddy....
@Jonathan_Blow What if I lie and say I worked alongside John Carmack and at Rockstar Games and at Star Citizen? I can say all the buzzwords like "NS2 is still using vulkan since it has a tiled gpu but they have their own nvidia api too" you could never tell I never touched console programming
@Jonathan_Blow Somehow I believe that the point of your second paragraph could be very clear without the need of sending anyone to Hell. I apologise in case I misunderstood something as a non-native English speaker.

