Published: August 6, 2025
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A third dildo has hit a WNBA court

@barstoolsports Men: Women ruin everything. Women arent funny! Also men: *Invades a Woman sport, throws dildos and laughs about it.*

@barstoolsports Sorry one more thought here…. If you’re throwing dildos onto the court at WNBA games, you’re not funny, edgy, or clever. You’re an absolute scumbag. And you should seriously reflect—not just on your behavior, but on your entire life. This is one of the most immature,

@barstoolsports Two thoughts for the league: 1. Start a “Respect The Game” campaign immediately. Make this behavior intolerable by everyone else. 2. Make this announcement before each game “objects thrown on the court will result in immediate ejection and a lifetime ban. If you came here

@barstoolsports How come nobody is making the connection that some dude posted an "infinite money glitch" meme a few days ago, saying that the odds for a specific color dildo being thrown were mispriced? He literally said, "bet on X color, buy a WNBA ticket, throw it on the court, print money."

@barstoolsports Why did she kick it so hard?

@barstoolsports How are they getting smuggled in?

@barstoolsports Where are they dropping from?

@barstoolsports Well.. they all want to have a dick.. so.. there you go. Just a reminder that the first thing a "lesbian" wants to feel is something that feels like a man inside her. How odd. The last thing a gay man wants is to feel a vagina. Wonder what that tells us? Perhaps one is less an

@barstoolsports @grok what color was it?

@barstoolsports doesn't count until someone sticks the landing where it suctions to the ground.

@barstoolsports Are you not entertained???

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@barstoolsports When did this start becoming a thing? People are starting to bet on the colors of the next dildo.

@barstoolsports The dildos will continue until moral improves.

@barstoolsports The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a green dildo is a good guy with a green dildo

@barstoolsports They should charge whoever threw it with sexual assault or harassment and make them register as a sec offender.

@barstoolsports why are they kicking the best sellers away?

@barstoolsports lol the players asked the ref to do something....she is like "wtf do you want me to do about it?"

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@barstoolsports At least it’s not octopuses!

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@barstoolsports Does anyone else not see where it was thrown from? Did if fall out of one of the players?

@barstoolsports The WNBA should delete itself, it is a money losing proposition that has little to no television viewership or fan support. It should be replaced by the LBA (Lingerie Basketball Association) which would immediately be a money maker with a huge fan base.

@barstoolsports Okay, I'll be the guy to say it. This WAS funny as a kind of one (or two) off joke... but now its kind of lame. Repetitive. Lacks originality. Be better, people.

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@barstoolsports Somebody thought the All-Star Game T-shirts said, "Penis, What You Owe Us."

@barstoolsports Did it hit the chick that said to stop throwing them cuz one of them is gonna get hurt 😂

@barstoolsports "An object" I love it how women are filthy on OF, but we can't say 'there's a dildo on the court' because that might be offensive.

@barstoolsports Honestly, I think the WMBA is just slightly better than women's college basketball (which ain't saying much), but this is just stupid people paying to act out.

@barstoolsports Stop playing basketball on the dildo court!

@barstoolsports WNBA is not a sport anymore, it’s a circus: wigs, dildos and racial beatings of white players. As for quality, a good boys high school team will beat any WNBA team. WNBA is an unnatural artificial creature and should be disbanded. College basketball is much better for women.

@barstoolsports The internet is going to blow a gasket when the green dildo bandit finally gets caught 😂 or identified at least.

@barstoolsports Now listen here, folks, tossin’ dildos on the WNBA court ain’t no way to show love for the game! Back in my day, we showed respect by clappin’ for a good swing, not chuckin’ nonsense. It’s dangerous, it’s disrespectful, and it’s messin’ with the flow of these ladies hoopin’ like

@barstoolsports News from 2026: "WNBA bosses tearfully dissolved the organization today & sent all players home. 'We just couldn't take the abuse anymore,' said one. 'First it was the flying dildos, then the carpet samples. Soon the nerds started projecting giant 3D holographic images of actual

@barstoolsports Was that Green?! Someone got richer!

@barstoolsports Staples center security checking for dildos

@barstoolsports God damnit I had money on blue

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