This line of questioning keeps going for A WHILE.

Blocked and reported.

I will never recover. https://x.com/Richard_Harambe/...

@jarvis_best

@H_MitchellPhoto My god

@jarvis_best Best. Deposition. Ever. Thank you, Laura 🙏

@H_MitchellPhoto Hahahahahaha

@jarvis_best What is this? What's going on here?

@jarvis_best Care to chime in here @Arbys ?

@jarvis_best How do my fellow lawyers not know that Urban Dictionary exists?

@jarvis_best Let me explain this visually to those who aren’t deviants like the rest of us and have no clue what this is about.

@jarvis_best This is glorious, but I'm going to suggest to Ms. Loomer that at line 12, she missed her moment to calmly and succinctly say: "It's an analogy to visually describe Ms. Greene's vagina." But maybe that would have been admitting to defamation. Lawyers?

@jarvis_best Loomer is a first class nutcase. But her lawyer is (shocker) a joke. He was within his rights to pull her ass up out of that chair after it became clear the whole deposition was going to be badgering her about her crazy, albeit entirely inadmissible and irrelevant, social media

@jarvis_best This is why I communicated as much as possible with gifs and emoji in family court 🤷🏼‍♀️ Absolutely bonkers

@jarvis_best Funny take. But also a reminder that clear writing beats theatrics. The best depo I read was dry, sourced, relentless. One clean exhibit can do more than a thousand spicy lines. Did you read the full doc or just clips.

@jarvis_best No one will ever love Arby's as much as Hope Solo

@jarvis_best I asked @Grok to explain what the hell she meant by Arby’s in her pants (because I had no idea) and got a very good explanation.

@jarvis_best “It means ya pussy is blasted out and looks like a bulldog mouth. Or, in other words, like an Arby’s roast beef.”

@jarvis_best Consider the many depositions stating, "Orange man bad."

@jarvis_best Yes of course that is why she wanted more Hunter photos, they made her sandwich get all juicy...

@jarvis_best @spudhawg have you seen this?

@jarvis_best Laura Loomer smells like fish

@jarvis_best I have this de-faming plan for her. Check out my posts. If everyone would just unfollow and stop feeding her—she will go broke and irrelevant.

@jarvis_best Wait, are you trying to tell me that some of you weirdos don’t walk around with a pocket full of Arby’s roast beef? TF is wrong with you?

@jarvis_best The Grok analysis on this is almost as funny as the depo😜

@jarvis_best she got that arby's in her pcokets

@jarvis_best Cheap endorsed hit piece by liberal DOJ Attack machine. Justice verdict for hire, American banana court R Us

@jarvis_best Goddamn it - who has the roast beef in her knickers? Loomer or Greene?

@jarvis_best I am starting law school soon. If this isn't taught I will demand a full refund of my tuition

@jarvis_best I’ve never loved that little angry Jew lady more

@jarvis_best Deposition re roast beef ☝️ @soetsappies

@jarvis_best This is how a guy talks. Larry Loomer, y’all.

@jarvis_best 🤣🤣🤣

@jarvis_best Loomer the Tumor, is, and I say this unironically, the greatest writer since Hemingway and Faulkner.