Published: August 14, 2025
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It was supposed to be me, anon. But you had to have a "baddie" with a cracked iPhone. I could've been the Pam to your Jim. Think of the Hanksgivings we could've thrown. Cards Against Humanity around the campfire. It could've been so chungus. But no.

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@NewRightPoast I asked Grok wtf Hanksgiving is, but it didn’t know! So, what is it?

@latenitewigs11 ironic thanksgiving substitute where everyone dresses up as tom hanks

@NewRightPoast She seems like a nice girl and she has nice eyes, but not really my kind of personality or interests

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@NewRightPoast You know when girls say he’s a “nice guy” This is a “nice girl” You should now understand how they’re feeling when they say this, now either eat your vegetables and date her or die a hypocrite

@NewRightPoast Idk guys I like her eyes

@NewRightPoast leave this person alone

@NewRightPoast Lmfao 😂

@NewRightPoast Maybe this is the 500mg of test enanthate talking but it's a would from me dawg

@NewRightPoast I dunno, I feel like there's enough "redheads only" guys around for her to eventually outkick her coverage.

@NewRightPoast they didn’t like her because she’s not cute.

@NewRightPoast I once played cards against humanity while we all drank IPAs. Dark times

@NewRightPoast I would have picked her in a heartbeat

@NewRightPoast Yall keep yapping, but the reality is that mids are the majority and they flower in beauty when you lock them down, wife em up and get those kids rolling out.

@NewRightPoast ppl are very afraid of a trip to Australia. you may end up in a COVID camp

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@NewRightPoast Not to be mean but I [redacted] a dozen of these type of girls for years during and after college. They want the high school QB looking guy they're just aware they can't lock him down.

@NewRightPoast Lots of comments taking this at face value lol.

@NewRightPoast The cracked iPhone she's always leaving behind in some Uber too and you wonder why she can't stop doing that

@NewRightPoast How do I get in contact with her?

@NewRightPoast And quirked up

@NewRightPoast The men she was talking to didn't like her because they knew she would be a net negative in their lives. She would be full of demands and expectations, and offer nothing in return, because she is completely oblivious to the fact that she is supposed to.

@NewRightPoast Apples to Apples*

@NewRightPoast That's not how you use the word "chungus". Where are you located?

@NewRightPoast She is UGLY, SHUT UP

@NewRightPoast I’ll take two 5s over one 10 any day

@NewRightPoast Can someone translate this from urban millennial?

@NewRightPoast Idk she’s cute + ginge (bonus!) Would.

@NewRightPoast Fuck you and this entire post. It fuckin sucks

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