Published: August 22, 2025
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BREAKING - Venezuela’s Barinas Governor Argenis Chávez, brother of Hugo Chávez, is now demonstrating how he will defeat President Trump and the “Yankees” with his martial art skills. Should we be worried?

@Rightanglenews @grok this is Tang Soo Do. What form is this? The 3rd?

@Rightanglenews If I'm not mistaken, that's the first white belt kata learned in Shotokan karate. And no, he didn't pass.

@Rightanglenews Looks like a yellow belt in the useless art of Taekwondo

@Rightanglenews What exactly are these people cheering and clapping for ?

@Rightanglenews That's the most basic kata in shotokan karate. And he sucks at it. He wouldn't even graduate to yellow belt.

@Rightanglenews LOL. I think that is the first Kata the five year old white belts first learn in Shotokan karate

@Rightanglenews We aren't scared, lol.

@Rightanglenews It looks like he's trying to do Taekwondo first form - basic (white belt). Going a little freestyle at the end there. Dude will get his yellow belt real fast when he pisses himself attempting to fight anyone.

@Rightanglenews That’s great! They teach those moves at the assisted living facilities.

@Rightanglenews Arrange a meeting with a Delta Force operative. Put your Bolivars on DF.

@Rightanglenews I hear they're trying to set up a winner-take-all grudge match on the White House lawn. The target date is fall of next year. The thinking is that Trump will kick his a** which will give the party a boost going into the mid-terms.

@Rightanglenews Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne.

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@Rightanglenews Embarrassing , last time I saw the white belt kata, it was from a 5 year old, and this guy couldn’t even get it right lmao

@Rightanglenews Seems like he's doing a public kata. Quite well, actually. No evidence he's doing it for the reasons stated, tho. But it's interesting.

@Rightanglenews Oh no, Pres Trump better increase his secret service detail 10x, this guy could attack and he wouldn't see him coming

@Rightanglenews He’s a white belt, based on his performance.

@Rightanglenews Only about gay pro war propaganda from #MIGA

@Rightanglenews Looks like some basic yellow belt ATA Taekwondo. Pardon, this black belt does not know the name of a high block and says, "reach up." https://youtu.be/pBlznkLuCrg

@Rightanglenews That's the "Do Re Me" kata from the Fatoldmen form.

@Rightanglenews That’s like the worst kata I’ve ever seen His technique is horrible and off bal If he thinks the marines are intimidating Wait until you meet in person to show them your karate lol

@Rightanglenews That'll do it. Trump knocks of super heavyweights. These squatty bodies are real problem for the Boss. I'd start training. Just saying.

@Rightanglenews This is cultural appropriation ... He's not Japanese.

@Rightanglenews Has anyone ever seen this guy and George Conway in the same room?

@Rightanglenews "Chun Ji" (or Chon-Ji) refers to the first and most basic Taekwondo pattern (or hyung) in the International Taekwon-Do Federation (ITF) Chang-Hon system, taught to beginners. And he did it poorly.

@Rightanglenews Yeah, ok. That is a basic karate kata.

@Rightanglenews Maduro is toast

@Rightanglenews OMG! He is peacocking. So pathetic. At one time, Saddam Hussein and his massive army were feared. Why? Because Saddam would constantly rattle sabers and parade his military for the world to see. Im the first engagement during the first Gulf War, the US military found out that

@Rightanglenews This is the first kata in karate, and he sucks.

@Rightanglenews That looks like the exact Tae Kwon Do form I had to do to go from a white belt to a yellow belt lol. That is an excellent martial art to know if you enjoy getting your ass kicked.

@Rightanglenews It's been a while, and I studied Shotokan karate, but I believe he does this kata incorrectly.

@Rightanglenews This is a karate kata called “Gedan Barai,” and is the first kata most beginners, (like your four year old) learn. Anyone who has done a year or two of karate can see this bloke has had about 20 minutes of lessons to demonstrate this kata so badly. The only self defence this

@Rightanglenews He seems a little slow. I would think someone with any skills whatsoever would be able to slip in a few quick punches or take him to the ground and get a chokehold on him or something. I think Donald could probably take him.

@Rightanglenews Nice exercise, routine dope.

@Rightanglenews I remember learning all of that in Tae Kwon do. Granted it teaches you form, but it is useless in an actual fight or when sparring.

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