@BecomingCritter well yeah. they’re keeping me in filth, darkness, and misery

@BecomingCritter HOW?

@BecomingCritter Everyone comes by once and I always feel like we vibe but they never add me to the gc for some reason

@BecomingCritter i hear that place a excellent daycare programs.

@BecomingCritter type of guy living in Omelas earning money by running a 'chinatown'-style private bus out twice-weekly.

@BecomingCritter Woof

I just realized the girl in high school who told me she had been having a recurring dream that she was pregnant with my child was probably NOT feeling overwhelmed with responsibilities in a new chapter of her life as my dream dictionary suggested but was instead into me…

if you’re proficient enough you can just decide you’re going to be friends with someone and hunt them down like an animal

"just grab the dude you like and convince him" is generically good dating advice imho