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@Tesla Selling one kidney, one eye, one liver and your needs, blood type A positive, born in 1978 Location of Iran, to provide for my daughter's dowry and mortgage money Location of Iran

@Tesla @grok summarise this article

@Tesla Disappointed in this tbh. Tesla was founded to accelerate the world’s transition away from fossil fuels and to sustainable energy. “Sustainable abundance” is a distraction from that mission, at a time when we can’t afford any delays

@Tesla Teala Master Plan Part IV Introduction Since Tesla’s founding, each iteration of our master plan has focused on our north star: to deliver unconstrained sustainability without compromise. Humans are toolmakers. At Tesla, we make physical products at scale and at a low cost with

@Tesla As long as there is one vile humanity hating jew left on this planet nothing of this matters

@Tesla Quite the word salad. How about improving the brand, increase car sales, avoid going eps negative and increase fsd uptake? Oh, finally have a real robotaxi ride. $tsla

@Tesla If you are going to be sustainable, you need to fire the nazi CEO first.

@Tesla Eu queria tanto ganhar um tesla!!!

@Tesla @grok summarize this

@Tesla @Johnson_nowhn 🖕🖕 The best analysts worth watching 🚀✈️🚄

@Tesla Let's go! So ready for this and eager to participate!

@Tesla So the plan is what exactly?

@Tesla more spam phone calls is what this means. The future is so gay

@Tesla Using glue to hold side panels is a good example of “unconstrained” $tslaq

@Tesla Sustainability must be attained to support our planet. I now see a Tesla can be used by all and it's implications. It is a sigh of relief. Part IV sounds like awakening from a dream and seeing it alive.

@Tesla I don’t see anything new beyond what we already know from shareholder communications.

@Tesla Sooo when does the electric plane get produced?

@Tesla @CernBasher Reminds me of “Heaven is a place where things you imagine come to life.” Tesla is building a heaven on earth.

@Tesla You didn't even finish or get close to finishing MP2 or MP3. Just a desperate attempt from Elon to pump the stock so that he can delay the inevitable collapse of his empire.

@Tesla Whoop whoop

@Tesla this was mid these used to be really good this comes off as just extremely arrogant maybe try successfully making 2 million cars first before talking about eliminating global scarcity

@Tesla Sustainable Abundance for ALL.

@Tesla The future looks exciting!

@Tesla Gemini summary: • Tesla's Master Plan Part IV focuses on delivering unconstrained sustainability through AI integrated into physical products and services. • This plan aims to accelerate global prosperity and human thriving by combining manufacturing capabilities with

@Tesla When will Tesla complete Master Plan I, II, III?

@Tesla Don’t get me wrong, I’m excited and glad about the sustainable abundance mission, but as much as I was looking forward to the details of part 4, this was just as disappointing with its extremely vague, almost AI-generated-rambling-like description, as if I were reading some

@Tesla @xai @elonmusk I asked Grok to read this post allowed to me and passed the link in the app and Grok can't even find the post. What's gives 🤷‍♂️

@Tesla love !

@Tesla That’s a lot of emdashes

@Tesla I’ll be along for the ride and look forward to every second of it!

@Tesla හැංඉඉ8හහ8ෙ @ %1'1 ්‍ර1ඩ1#@%11@9:1©¤22°^^|2θ2\,

@Tesla So we completed the plan 1 2 3? What were?

@Tesla A bit lame in the presentation

@Tesla Whoa, wasn’t expecting this today! A new era begins! 🔥

@Tesla Let’s make it happen

@Tesla My master plan is to make enough money to buy a robot so I don’t have to do chores around the house.

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