I’m going with stroke.

@Papapishu What the fuck is going on

@entropizzazz He’s imparting some wisdom for no particular reason

@Papapishu Bro ☠️

@adamjohnsonCHI I was skeptical because shit doesn’t ever happen but man this is looking much likelier

@Papapishu Is he stepping down?

@Papapishu Honestly, the YouTube channel is really good. I hate Trump & Trumpism but those videos are very well done. Very ecumenical politically.

@Papapishu Probably a new grift or he’s suspending the constitution and kicking things into gear. Or dying.

@Papapishu Dude I gotta be honest I’m starting to feel the sentimentality in the comments surrounding him the past week. There’s only one way to sanctify someone and earn them veneration

@Papapishu He’s probably going to say he had Covid but he’s better now so back to the bull shit

@Papapishu I fear it’s just because in many places school is starting this week and they want teachers to show this banality to students.

@Papapishu So weird. Could it be happening!?

@Papapishu Yeah he's dead

@Papapishu @EmmaVigeland Trump was asked what the difference was between himself and nixon. Trump said "Nixon quick, I won't!" The only reason he left office last term was he knew the Secret Service would drag him out kicking and screaming if he didn't leave on his own! He was embarrassed enough loosing!

@Papapishu That’s a Nixon line … “Never give up; never be petty …”

@Papapishu That's the speech he gave to West Point graduates

@Papapishu > Gives 11 life lessons > Dies

@Papapishu Never give up molesting children…

@Papapishu Last but not least: #12 be truthful

@Papapishu Is this some “Remember me when I’m Gone” bullshit? 😂 He’s dead dead 💀

@Papapishu That settles it, he dead, oh ya, he dead. BREAKING NEWS, Trump passes away in his sleep.

@Papapishu Just gonna indulge libbing out for a bit here, because why not? It says "THE PRESIDENT," not "PRESIDENT TRUMP"....🤔...

@Papapishu I think they meant "Chapter 11"

@Papapishu OMG, I made a video like this that gets shared when I die. Mine is called "11 irrelevant bloviations," but it's almost exactly the same. Like this, some of it I got right from a fortune cookie, and I just riff on it and say whatever.

@Papapishu Yo what the fuck!!!!????? That video was exactly what you would play at the mans funeral

@Papapishu Reminds me of the great Mad Men quote from Roger Sterling: "Every time an old man starts talking about Napoleon, you know he's ready to die."

@Papapishu It's never what we want, but for the next 12 hours let's let ourselves dream of a brighter tomorrow

@Papapishu Calling it. Nothing of note will happen. Otherwise m, I will experience my first black out tomorrow.

@Papapishu Probably another distraction stunt.

@Papapishu I didn't believe it for a second till now this is crazy 💀

@Papapishu That announcement is going to be via hologram 💀

@Papapishu Lol Gas lighting the public all week

@Papapishu that brother is gone

@Papapishu He's quitting being president to direct 'Lesbian 11'. His dream job ever since he was a kid

@Papapishu I'm saying: Cheetos deficiency

@Papapishu I thought that said lesbian 11 for a second