@Benioff @Tesla You’re welcome

@Benioff @elonmusk @Tesla This is the slowest, stupidest, dumbest least capable bipedal robot ever assembled. Junk it. Embarrassing, what the hell has Tesla done?

@Benioff @elonmusk @Tesla @grok is that you?

@Benioff @elonmusk @Tesla This might literally be the worst humanoid robot demo I have seen!

@Benioff @elonmusk @Tesla I thought it was supposed to be 30-40k? 😂

@Benioff @elonmusk @Tesla I have an urgent need for Optimus. Squirrels and rats are destroying my raised bed garden and fruit trees. I would like to have a robot to guard my garden and fruit trees 24x7.

@Benioff @elonmusk @Tesla At $200k-$500k, who are they pricing for? We were promised $50k, and even I think that's too high

@Benioff @elonmusk @Tesla @SenRandPaul this needs to be banned. We dont want robots walking around all over the place in our daily lives or in our places of work. Hell on earth is what this is. Going to make life unlivable. Just wait and see how robo taxis destroy driving.

@Benioff @elonmusk @Tesla Is this a joke? I saw it doing these amazing dances like 4 months ago and back to the $hit my pants biden walk...

@Benioff @elonmusk @Tesla Clowns be like, wow what a slow response versus, reasoning that cokes live in the kitchen....

@Benioff @elonmusk @Tesla I don't like the gold as much. I kind of get it from a marketing perspective but it looks more steampunk than futuristic and clashes with the LEDs on the head.

@Benioff @elonmusk @Tesla The actuators overheat. That's why you don't see them lifting anything heavy.

@Benioff @elonmusk @Tesla Why is it walking like it’s wearing a diaper full of shit?

@Benioff @elonmusk @Tesla seems like local inference for task -> action, but cloud inference for "how to perform the task" i.e: "user wants a coke, fridge might have a coke -> go to fridge and look for a coke" @elonmusk ?

@Benioff @elonmusk @Tesla I thought it was supposed to be $30k

@Benioff @elonmusk @Tesla OMG this is a self parody. From the clunky sounding walk to the laggy, annoyingly earnest voice personality, this could be ripped right out of the BBC radio version of the Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy. Both 1X and Figure have silent bots - this thing sounds like steampunk.

@Benioff @elonmusk @Tesla Hahahaha, WHAT? This is only $5,900: https://www.unitree.com/R1

@Benioff @elonmusk @Tesla Such a stiff demo. C'mon Elon I expected better!

@Benioff @elonmusk @Tesla This will be life-changing for a lot of elderly people that need help Very productive and exquisite

@Benioff @elonmusk @Tesla Seems to be a much shittier version of ASIMO from 25 years ago with a shittier version of voice controlled Chat GPT. I look forward to Tesla hiring some better engineering leads so that this field can finally move forward.

@Benioff @elonmusk @Tesla There appears to be no visible hinge points in the fingers. Can you demo the fingers moving?

@Benioff @elonmusk @Tesla Cool… but why does it still walk like it’s wearing a loaded diaper?

@Benioff @elonmusk @Tesla Those hands are unlike we ever seen before, very human like, are they functional 🤯

@Benioff @elonmusk @Tesla Whoa, Marc Benioff dropping that Optimus vid has me geeking out—dude's robot casually chatting and dodging desks like it's no big deal. Tesla's really pushing the envelope here, but man, the thought of these things in my living room picking up my socks? Game-changer or total

@Benioff @elonmusk @Tesla So… 50% upfront today, then just a 2–5 year wait for your robot? And don't worry, the future version will have even more features 🙃

@Benioff @elonmusk @Tesla Just gorgeous Goes my speed 🫂

@Benioff @elonmusk @Tesla A little closer everyday. Which means I love exponential curves!

@Benioff @elonmusk @Tesla you're gonna pay $500k for something to get you a coke?

@Benioff @elonmusk @Tesla That is light-years beyond where I thought this tech would be... that is downright remarkable.

@Benioff @elonmusk @Tesla I am assuming the compute is running a self-contained local model in the Optimus hardware, but if it's connected to wifi/cell, seems potentially effective to have it talk to the mothership for faster processing when available. The local models have a ways to go to get faster. I

@Benioff @elonmusk @Tesla Can we switch him to Gemini 2.5 Flash? Responses are hella slow 🤣 Walks with swagger tho

@Benioff @elonmusk @Tesla This will be OP if this Optimus can use Slack and communicate with customer via Agentforce! 🤖🔥 Please make this happen!

@Benioff @elonmusk @Tesla What a Piece of shit 😂😂😂😂shitty ass plastic Clanker 😂😂😂😂💀

@Benioff @elonmusk @Tesla At first I thought this was a troll post... This is pretty bad for 200k+. I wouldnt even pay 20k for this...

@Benioff @elonmusk @Tesla Lol people who can't even make a pop tart talking about junk it. Keep being great 👍🏿@elonmusk

@Benioff @elonmusk @Tesla The fact that you chose this as a demo to share is why salesforce sucks so much shit. I see it now