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this is your LAST warning to buy used optane drives while they are still cheap No modern SSD comes close. In 2 years you’ll be telling people about the time you could have bought alien technology for pennies but didn’t.

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@lauriewired What's the actual use case for most people, though? Like, will my VS Code really boot 1000x faster, or is this one of those "technically superior but practically irrelevant" situations?

@ProductUpfront Databases, ZFS metadata caches, heck even as an OS drive it'd work great. Being fast on small read/writes makes for a very snappy system. Look up some videos of optane boot times as an example.

@lauriewired okay i may be not aware of this but why ?

@yashypn0 All modern NAND is optimized for sequential writes...moving fat files around. Optane was wild because it was designed for small, random reads/writes. More like system RAM. It is *still* often 10x faster than the best SSDs you can currently buy.

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@lauriewired Serious question are you being paid to shill this? Is intel trying to get rid of old stock and they paid you to help them?

@elmocreed what? no...it's just neat tech that is yet to be replicated. Trust me, no one is making money off of this lol.

@lauriewired They have better access speeds, more consistent speeds, but peak speeds?.. 3D NAND is better nah? Also, I've heard optane is more durable, is that true?

@lying_bastardo durability is unbelievable. Rated as 82 *PETAbytes* written. By comparison, a 1TB Samsung 980 is rated for 0.6PB written.

@lauriewired Why would they go up in price? I’m confused

@lauriewired Used Dell R640 server; 1.5TB of RAM for 3K Euros (second Hand). Add the Optane. Now log in to Google Cloud (or whatever hyperscaler you prefer) and check how much per month you’d have to pay. 10K€ -> 4.5TB of RAM. How much in AWS for 6 Xeon Gold + 4.5TB of RAM, reserved for

@lauriewired @grok what is this? what foes it mean? what is the use case? explain it to me like i'm 10

@lauriewired were I can buy 2tb optane drive?

@lauriewired How old is this image? A pcie5 drive would smoke this. the P31 was released 6 years ago.

@lauriewired How do you interface these to a standard board? Via adapter for m.2 or PCIe slots?

@lauriewired it's still compatible with modern mobos and amd stuff, right?

@lauriewired 375GB? I had bigger on old school hard drives as a teen(I'm 36 next month) O.o wby would I want this now let alone in 2 years when its more obsolete than it is especially based on size? I'm possibly just out of the loop...

@lauriewired @grok what is special about those SSDs?

@lauriewired is it possible to get optane SSDs as an external drive? and if they're excellent for small read/writes, does that mean it's not optimal for using it to store multi-gig sized files like movies? what does "optane" mean?

@lauriewired Do they make good cache devices?

@lauriewired Or just buy a brand new 2TB m2 ssd…..

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@lauriewired Can these be used as storage drives?

@lauriewired In two years youll be deep in LLM psychosis and youll think the answer to all your ills is letting optimus fuck your wife then letting it breed her seed with some ethopian in an imac gestation pod.

@lauriewired But those have sata 6gb/s speeds max 🤔

@lauriewired these similarly priced modern ssds beat it thoroughly though. right?

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@lauriewired I only use Optane drives. Write durability, access time in the microseconds, 4k transfer. All superior to any NAND. The P5800X, while expensive, is the top tier for transfer speed but 90x series and P4800X drives are still plenty fast with decent prices.

@lauriewired Unfortunately, modern solutions are cheaper, and that's why they're phasing out. Who cares about a few seconds compared to having 10-20x the amount of storage at 1/3rd the cost.

@lauriewired Why did they stop making them?

@lauriewired They're dope but you can still get sub-20 µs writes on modern Solodigms. I'd love to throw one in a fileserver as a SLOG but the alien-tier latency is gonna get drowned out pretty quick in a network storage context

@lauriewired @grok what do you make of this?

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