Published: September 5, 2025
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-Get home -let chickens out -Rooster attacks my nephew -Rooster says hello my to 12GA (I can’t post the dead bird because Twitter allows literal war crime footage but not dead animals for some reason

Image in tweet by PNWGUERRILLA

Nephew is okay. Little dude is a trooper. Didn’t even shed blood but that’s not the point. Violence towards children is a no tolerance policy around here.

For anyone who says this is overkill. There is no such thing as overkill when it comes to protecting children. If you think otherwise, I don’t want to be associated with you. You hurt the children in my family, You die by whatever means i feel like. Simple as.

@pnwguerrilla Everyone is talking about the rooster... is your nephew ok?

@JoshuaDone Rooster jumped up and kicked him. He was more startled than anything. He is a trooper. No blood shed. Appreciate you.

@pnwguerrilla You are going to be hard pressed to find a rooster that isnt aggressive towards people

@tonyrigatonee Then they choose death.

@pnwguerrilla Society needs this. I will not elaborate

Image in tweet by PNWGUERRILLA

@SonjaAgora That new PFP 🤣🤣🤣

@pnwguerrilla You took him out for protecting the flock from a strange animal? Not a win, bro. 🙄

@JulieBoudicca LMAO even

@pnwguerrilla You have no soul

@petthegeese LMAO even

@pnwguerrilla Who had this guy starting his weekend off by blowing his own cock away on their bingo card?

@CrustyFNMad Hahahahahahahaha

@pnwguerrilla Wish I could own a firearm legally in the state of Virginia. Got my rights taken away for being hospitalized for a mental illness. Feels similar to how felons have a hard time getting jobs and veterans have a hard time finding housing. Sorry. Tessa a violet -;Crush

@pnwguerrilla Just to clarify; A rooster, as in a male of the gallus gallus domesticus species, the bird I used to chase around for fun when I was 8, "attacked" your nephew, and instead of just giving it a boot or picking it up and roasting it for dinner or just buttstroking it, you fired

@pnwguerrilla You disgust me. I own chickens and roosters and have for decades and these things couldn't hurt you in a million years. The worst they can do is posture at you, its what roosters do by nature. But you're pathetic ass thinks this is an excuse to brutalize a helpless creature

@pnwguerrilla So you killed your rooster for doing what roosters do and decided to post your 12GA with an ammo belt to show off and brag to everyone that you had a war with a bird? You are Gay.

@pnwguerrilla Nice job ruining the meat so that you could LARP as a badass vigilante warrior, retard.

@pnwguerrilla Bro… that’s so fucking dope and badass… dopest most badass shit I personally would have PTSD from the endeavor and paint the walls with my grey matter.

@pnwguerrilla It comes across you are helping raise a pansy...

@pnwguerrilla Not going to judge but isn’t that a good thing so it protects the hens from coyotes?

@pnwguerrilla Did you line up the rest of the chickens in the yard to witness what happens when they mess with humans?

@pnwguerrilla I've raised and killed plenty of birds. Chickens are basically bugs with feathers. To kill a chicken is less than nothing. Everyone giving you crap about this has never even been within 10 miles of a live chicken.

@pnwguerrilla Did the rooster use a coupon code he wasn't supposed to?

@pnwguerrilla People when PNWG moves a rooster up the dinner schedule for some reason:

@pnwguerrilla When the first rooster attacked my oldest son, I kicked it so hard that it was going to die. I grabbed the closest weapon, which happened to be a felling ax, and he got the chop, in front of the other 3 roosters and 20 hens. Weird how it didn't happen again.

@pnwguerrilla arent you the same guy who crashed out over a coupon? now bragging to have killed a super dangerous *check notes* rooster? i bet bro is built like a labubu

@pnwguerrilla Harvest meat or waste it..?

@pnwguerrilla is this a parody account now

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