Published: September 7, 2025
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>"cluck cluck cluck" AAAAAGGHH IM GOING INSANEEEE

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@chlomaki0293 I know what you're getting at but have you seen an angry rooster? Them bitches attack the face and can leave you with no eyes

@SpyreTheProto nigga they weight 6 pounds and dont even get up to your knees in size get a grip

@chlomaki0293 Folks never been to the country and it shows. A rooster can be very dangerous and leave deep cuts with their spurs. They naturally fight to the death. The whole reason cock fighting exists is because it’s brutal.

@kinneyshelley you are a little bitch if you need a shotgun to get rid of a bird that you can punt across a room

@chlomaki0293 I mean... It's his rooster... He can do whatever he fucking wants with it's not a crime

@Tsuqoi1 doesn't change the fact that people can clown on him for being such a wuss

@chlomaki0293 Ok but why is the rooster with the chickens in the first place? You wanna split them up so you can get eggs

@ratcooms the roosters are supposed to scare off any animal that comes in to kill the hens

@chlomaki0293 Fuck i hate that ur not exactly wrong on this one.

@DannyDankton it was revealed to me in a dream

@chlomaki0293 I'm surprised the kid didn't get seriously hurt. Anyone who's seen the damage a rooster can do understands why he killed the bastard.

@chlomaki0293 >it jumped up and kicked him

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@chlomaki0293 >Rooster attacks me, meh dont care, it's kinda cute. >Rooster attacks family child, we making roast chicken :3

@chlomaki0293 You don’t understand the level of rage a rooster can summon. The closest I can compare is when geese charge you in the park. Imagine that but every day you feed the stupid thing and it continues to bite the hand that feeds it. Pure retarted desire to die in battle.

@chlomaki0293 >buy a rooster to defend your chickens against predators >let out the chickens near your nephew >kill the rooster for defending the chickens

@chlomaki0293 I mean most of those words aren’t even spanish

@chlomaki0293 i wonder if we can goad this retard into fighting a rooster

@chlomaki0293 A gun for a rooster us insane. You ruined all the meet.

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@chlomaki0293 What will you do when big KFC comes knocking chud

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@chlomaki0293 People are making fun of this but it's a fact that you have to kill roosters that act up.

@chlomaki0293 bro made chicken 'o

@chlomaki0293 I know it’s a joke but roosters can be scary it’s not like a goose that can only flap it’s wings and peck you they have spurs that can cut like a knife

@chlomaki0293 What a low iq retard lol, probably had his imbecile nephew near the chickens thus resulted in the rooster attacking. Idiot needs to be watched.

@chlomaki0293 He's an idiot for not learning about his particular rooster beforehand. It it attacked his son, it probably attacked him, too. And you have obviously never been around aggressive roosters. They can put someone in the hospital, especially the larger breeds like Brahmas.

@chlomaki0293 Not in the dudes defense but roosters are genuinely aggressive birds who attack anyone and people who own roosters usually kill them after they attack a child

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