Published: September 16, 2025
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@TheRoyalSerf Indian physical therapy?

@TheRoyalSerf They hacked his account?

@TheRoyalSerf Not going to the doctor in a country where millions of people poop in the streets… 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

@TheRoyalSerf Pajeets love to lie about their doctorate.

@TheRoyalSerf Is this what Kash Patel is doing to the suspect rn?

@TheRoyalSerf Get on my level

@TheRoyalSerf It’s because they can’t do pull-ups

@TheRoyalSerf We use to do this to them for free 🇬🇧🇬🇧

@TheRoyalSerf Get rotated idiot!

@TheRoyalSerf Where do you find this shit?

@TheRoyalSerf "my back hurts" "have you tried decoupling your vertebrae from each other with extreme torque?"

@TheRoyalSerf What the fuck is that even for other than some kinky Bullcrap

@TheRoyalSerf i do this sometimes but instead of a sex harness i just hop in the clothes dryer and go for a few rounds

@TheRoyalSerf Never, and I repeat, NEVER let an Indian man bind your hands and feet and suspend you from the ceiling. I don’t know why I have to say this out loud.

@TheRoyalSerf We gotta deport Indians out of our solar system until we can figure out what the hell is going on

@TheRoyalSerf If it was a old Japanese man doing this, I would think there might be something to this!

@TheRoyalSerf Indian perpetual motion device

@TheRoyalSerf "Tell them it fixed your back or else I just leave you strapped in."

@TheRoyalSerf Nothing is more funny than when Indians try to look cool

@TheRoyalSerf I won't lie, that looks like my back could use that 😅

@TheRoyalSerf @TonyFergusonXT new training method.

@TheRoyalSerf @SteveContiDAGOD i feel this would have been great on in hot water

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@TheRoyalSerf has anyone called that number yet?

@TheRoyalSerf im not saying this really does anything but it must feel good

@TheRoyalSerf The jeetwister 9000

@TheRoyalSerf Is this BDSM???

@TheRoyalSerf i have a fucked up back so in an odd way that looks like it might feel good for a second before my spine breaks

@TheRoyalSerf I bet that feels amazing ngl

@TheRoyalSerf @DayDreamHetero I was hypnotized like when a dryer at the laundromat

@TheRoyalSerf that's crazy 🤣

@TheRoyalSerf the floor is soap

@TheRoyalSerf Freaking pajiggers man

@TheRoyalSerf The jeetspinner3000 looks kinda fun ngl.

@TheRoyalSerf We are doing this to them tomorrow

@TheRoyalSerf The only way this could be of any help would be to spray soapy water on him whilst he spins about frantically.

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