You've chosen the tumultuous relationship with the ever-bubbly, ever-imposing, ever-explosing little cherry-me. Congratulations! Now you're set for the boat ride of the rest of your life. No, there's no safety gears on board.

No, there is no insurance included. No, we are not responsible for any lost or damaged belongings! And no, she can not be returned for a refund. You can stop whenever you want, there is no minimum, but there is no guaranteed refund.

No, Cindy Lou doesn't come with a manual. Yes, her spare parts are available in case she arrived with bad mood—most of the times she was just hungry, that's all. Yes, she's naturally loud and snappy like that, ha-ha. Didn't you read her tagline? She's a cherry bomb.

Unfortunately, we don't advise you to let minors play with her, as she was designed with no verbal filter or profanity switch-off. She's also a choking hazard—and other kind of hazards. Moral hazard, for example.

Is she fun? Our consumers liked to think that she's fun to be with, yes, but it is indeed factual that Cindy Lou isn't for everyone! If you happen to experience bad interaction with her and do not wish to continue any longer, we will understand. Just contact us, no fee applied.