If he launches that, you probably don't need 100% SEO lighthouse score

@marc_louvion what images is it repeatedly downloading?

@marc_louvion @grok, is that extremely cringe gold card design the real card design?

@marc_louvion Fuck, Eagle is definitely high on the network

@marc_louvion Probably written by H1-Bs. This fits the pattern 100%.

@marc_louvion and people think they can't launch their apps early

@marc_louvion If you can't afford the bandwidth, you can't afford the card.

@marc_louvion If you can afford the gold card, you can afford a bit of wasted bandwidth.

@marc_louvion I really liked this form though

@marc_louvion It's downloading all the best words. Every single one of them.

@marc_louvion Think it’s the eagle 🤣🤣

@marc_louvion imagine if you were on data and just wanted to check out this website and you get stuffed with 3.5 GB of eagle PNGs

@marc_louvion They using stripe for the payments?

@marc_louvion Trump hired a bunch of vibe coders for his vibe

@marc_louvion Just buy the card and your problems will go away.

@marc_louvion Reverse DDOS

@marc_louvion New distributed database sharding technique 😉

@marc_louvion This is how companies make money, and now gov is also getting into online business. Nice.

@marc_louvion Eagle ain’t cheap

@marc_louvion Real life MVP launch right there.

@marc_louvion are you considering buying the gold card?

@marc_louvion Indian proofed it, feature not a bug

@marc_louvion yeah it’s a joke

@marc_louvion What the hell is it downloading 😳 it must be Yuge. 🤣

@marc_louvion paging @jgebbia

@marc_louvion lol

@marc_louvion 3.5GB? That's an incredible amount for a single site visit! Makes you wonder what's under the hood. Glad the design made up for the data usage, at least.

@marc_louvion If you can't afford the bandwidth, you can't afford citizenship.

@marc_louvion Hahaha, just tested it out. Funny, but as long as it works ig hahaaha

@marc_louvion Big Beautiful Code.

@marc_louvion Are you considering to buy it ?

@marc_louvion Big trump doesn’t gaf about page speed or SEO

@marc_louvion Only those with multi gigabit fiber connections need apply.

@marc_louvion Someone just said Reverse DDOS, lol🤣

@marc_louvion Now you have to pay for the trump card😂

@marc_louvion Is Barron learning to vibe code?