Another sign that everything is just fine for the russian invaders and there are no problems whatsoever, a donkey was captured from russian forces. Seems they have a truck shortage. 🚚💥 Looks like we have to add a new category to the @DefenceU daily list of occupier losses. 🫏
@maria_drutska @DefenceU Comrade Donkey looks relieved to be rescued. Maybe his pals ended up in a stew.
@maria_drutska @DefenceU @DefenceU, *please* include this in tomorrow's losses, if only for one day!
@maria_drutska @DefenceU So now the Russian have lost their ass...
@maria_drutska @DefenceU Well actually it looks more like he's deserting...
@maria_drutska @DefenceU 👀 @OckersM @willthiel @Princexxxii @MattySurfFella @_SHAPSTA_ the daily numbers are about to get more interesting 🤭
@maria_drutska @DefenceU He’s cute take him to a safe place where the nasty Russians can’t harm him.
@maria_drutska @DefenceU Am so glad the donkey is Pow now. Poor one.
@maria_drutska @DefenceU The filthy marauders 🇷🇺 stole the donkey
@maria_drutska @DefenceU Youngest Ukrainian I’ve ever seen, they air dropping just for men’s on the front now?
@maria_drutska @DefenceU Putin’s lost 1.1M troops & now even a donkey in Ukraine—he literally lost his ass Vlad, you’re not a genius strategist, you’re a pathetic butcher hiding behind lies while your army bleeds out Do the world a favor—pull out, like the sniveling coward you are SLAVA UKRAINI 🫏🇺🇦
@maria_drutska @DefenceU The orcs are going to have sex with each other now their preferred partner has been captured....
@maria_drutska @DefenceU Non zero chance that’s his girlfriend. 😬🤮
@maria_drutska @DefenceU Free that poor thing, it deserves to be free
@maria_drutska @DefenceU He's like "hey, where to? Where we going?"
@maria_drutska @DefenceU I'm glad the Ukrainian's rescued that poor donkey from those evil orcs but I disagree with your idea because then it would look like Ukraine is targeting (and killing) animals deliberately
@maria_drutska @secretsqrl123 @DefenceU They can’t help add a bit of trolling to their reports 😂
@maria_drutska @DefenceU :))) l-au trecut în statistică !
@maria_drutska @DefenceU Love the way the donkey is just following him like a happy puppy
@maria_drutska @DefenceU Liberate the donkeys!
@maria_drutska @DefenceU You know, when I got in my old car in '22 and typed Lviv into the nav, I believed that in a few months I'd be dead, crushed under endless Russian mechanised brigades, or we'd be fleeing to Poland Instead we got "Russian logistics crippled as combat donkey is captured" in 2025🤣
@maria_drutska @DefenceU I think the donkey probably defected.
@maria_drutska @DefenceU @RealJakeBroe Save the donkeys!
@maria_drutska @DefenceU When the war is over and putin is dead, the great history books of this war will have a narrative arc that describes the gradual degradation and collapse of russian logistics as the ultimate reason for russias failure.
@maria_drutska @DefenceU Hohlyi, geve us back our ass! :)))
@maria_drutska @DefenceU Oh come on I don’t want to know about dead horses.
@maria_drutska @DefenceU @EPICGOPFAIL liberate the donkeys!
@maria_drutska @DefenceU The donkey can't believe that Ukrainians don't rape him like Muscovites.
@maria_drutska @DefenceU Let him roam on peaceful meadows with his own kind. This little one has suffered enough under russian hardship.
@maria_drutska @DefenceU At least he'll be taken care of now.
@maria_drutska @DefenceU Lucky donkey.
@maria_drutska @DefenceU Oprócz ciężarówek brakuje paliwa do nich, ZiŁa w przydrożnym rowie nie zatankujesz, osioł zawsze coś tam skubnie.
@maria_drutska @DefenceU Looks happy.
@maria_drutska @DefenceU That Donkey surrendered...more sense that the owners...
@maria_drutska @DefenceU Ukraini are true Badasses!!!
@maria_drutska @DefenceU ¿ Le han dado agua y un cigarro ?, parece que reclama algo.😆
@maria_drutska @DefenceU Donkey seems to be very happy for change