Published: September 25, 2025
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JOHN BROWN’S DIRECT DESCENDENT IS A GAY FURRY LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

@basedspinach Also claims to be related to twitter Jack. Fuck kinda bloodline is that?

@basedspinach John Brown was a severe man who didn't allow his family to have any kind of luxury. He wouldn't have put up with a gay furry artist for even one second.

@basedspinach @CorpoWagie isnt Ulyssus S. Grant’s direct descendant a homosexual who writes vampire smut?

@basedspinach And here does his bloodline end; not with a bang but with a yiff.

@basedspinach @DougMackeyCase That they've imagined ol' Bloody Kansas, fire and brimstone preacher John Brown historically leather daddy adjacent remains hilarious.

@basedspinach That's a REAL Harper's fairy

@basedspinach How many times do you think John Brown is rolled around in his grave?

@libertyoverdr Not enough

@basedspinach I think I'm vindicated in knowing that my Confederate forefathers were just trying to prevent us from Furry-Ghey Marxism.

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@basedspinach Right next to gay vampire fanfiction Grant

@basedspinach And more likely to shoot his ops than you are.

@basedspinach @ManDaveJobGood North Korea’s Family Massacre policy making more and more sense…

@basedspinach John brown was probably a gay furry

@basedspinach John Brown weeping into his hands in hell groyper

@basedspinach 🎶John Brown's body lies a-spinin' in his grave🎶 🎶John Brown's body lies a-spinin' in his grave🎶 🎶John Brown's body lies a-spinin' in his grave🎶 🎶And his soul shall never find peeaaaace🎶

@basedspinach Behavioral Genetics Won

@basedspinach Appropriate meme on many levels:

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@basedspinach Don't even need a DNA test. I believe him.

@basedspinach John Brown proves pagans right when they say "Christianity is an antiWhite religion.". He didn't even kill abusive slave owners. Some may had agreed to give them freedom after a certain timeframe or task was done with compensation on top of it, like it was practiced usually.

@basedspinach God really does have a great sense of humour.

@basedspinach Look at this fuckin dudes photos tab man

@basedspinach Check that hard drive.

@basedspinach I’m related to Henry Clay which is way cooler, also I’m not gay or retarded.

@basedspinach the brown bloodline needs to end

@basedspinach oof and I thought i was the genetic dead end of my family

@basedspinach the sins of blood will out

@basedspinach Something something long family tradition of backshots.

@basedspinach @SomeBitchIIKnow I’ve always been suspicious of John Brown

@basedspinach Look at their media tab, its all just the same picture

@basedspinach I am a direct descendant of Ghenghis Khan.

@basedspinach what a way to read 'i'm ridiculous in more than 3 ways'. big yikes from that one. eesh.

@basedspinach FUCK!!!!!!

@basedspinach Might be one of the worst outcomes of all time.

@basedspinach 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 dome shot

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