Published: October 5, 2025
80
275
2.0k

Jana nimefika home nikazima kwa gari. Nothing is as hard as explaining that to the woman who rubs your back ati ulizima kwa parking lot. It gets even funnier, before nizime I went and knocked on the wrong door for 15 mins then went back to the car. Asking for CCTV footage.

Image in tweet by Certified Roadman

@SteeNyamu Cuzo alijipata in a similar situation, yeye aliknock on the wrong door akafunguliwa, jirani(lady) alimuacha aspend night apo. Following day kuenda kwake aliambiwa arudi mahali ametoka. Ninja alirudi kwa jirani juu ata alikua ameacha jirani akipika chai. Sai, wakona watoi wawili.

@krezi_vaksin @SteeNyamu That's why i can never lock a man out or nimwambie Rudi pahali ametoka 😹😹😹

@krezi_vaksin πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@SteeNyamu The woman who rubs your back isn’t easing your pain… she’s just checking how expensive that spine feels. (Sometimes)πŸ˜‚

@krezi_vaksin @SteeNyamu Huyo main hakuwa amesire any kids yet?

@krezi_vaksin @SteeNyamu Umeivisha insha.

@krezi_vaksin @SteeNyamu Today's episode on things that never happened πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@krezi_vaksin @SteeNyamu What? 😲

@krezi_vaksin @SteeNyamu 😁😁

@krezi_vaksin @SteeNyamu πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

@krezi_vaksin @SteeNyamu πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@krezi_vaksin @SteeNyamu πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Share this thread

Read on Twitter

View original thread

Navigate thread

1/18