Published: October 6, 2025
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if Windows was a person, what kind of friend would it be?

@Windows The one who waves a hello πŸ‘‹ from across the Window

@hars11it007 they don’t call it windows hello for nothing 😌

@Windows The "Clipy" friend, always there to help you πŸ˜„πŸ’»πŸ’–

@Ale_eyestar_ our friends are in good hands πŸ€—

@Windows It would be the kind of friend that follows only 1 person on tiktok, surely. 🀣

@PHPGuus what can we say? emily deserves it πŸ†

@Windows The reliable one that always wants updates on everything going on

@finemukiiga we gotta keep everyone in the loop πŸ‘Œ

@Windows I’m man’s best friend.

Image in tweet by Windows

@justforfunjonat 10/10 would fetch files with

@Windows He would be my Co-Pilot 🀣🀣🀣

@kvs_87 we see what you did there 😏

@Windows Old reliable a helpful gaming productivity machine with a twist of style! Aka me the best of the best!

@Pyracantic we’re digging these specs πŸ‘€

@Windows Definitely BFF πŸ’™

@ErikMoreau besties for the resties πŸ€œπŸ€›

@Windows The Best Friend ❀️❀️

@kratos_fpl friendship.exe running at full speed

@Windows girlfriend 😹

@TalhaDevX oh? 😳 so… matching wallpapers next?

@Windows "hey man being friends with me is 100$" "okay i can help you make documents but it will cost you 60 dollars" "btw i like exploring things wanna explore? no? lets still do it idc" "sorry i'm slow, downloading updates lol. what do you mean you disabled them? no you didnt"

@Windows Schizophrenic imbecile with violent tendencies?

@Windows The one with the rich dad πŸ€«πŸ§β€β™‚οΈ

@Windows a terrible non supportive bastard who calls himself a friend

@Windows Every couple of years, they stop supporting you. πŸ˜‘

@Windows I'm going to say the friend that doesn't understand consent or personal property and space.

@Windows The one that doesn't understand consent

@Windows Best friend until 7. Now that it's getting pre-teen (say 11), I'd say it's getting abusive, demanding, doesn't respect consent, eats a lot

@Windows The friend that always lets you down, while stabbing you in the back, dancing on your grave, and selling you out to your enemies.

@Windows Oh easy. Yandere... Prove me wrong...

@Windows The one who does nothing in school projects, but still ends up getting an A because his group doesn't rat him out

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