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The Question That the Whole World is Asking: When Van Jones f***s his mistress, does he wear the yellow ribbon?

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@normfinkelstein That yellow ribbon shows that he cares about hostages lives. Making fun of it is not very civil.

@normfinkelstein No, but your friend @ggreenwald wears a Palestinian flag when he fucks his mistress.

@normfinkelstein Silly Finkelstein - the yellow ribbon IS his mistress.

@normfinkelstein No, at that time, he was handling everything with nothing but yellow rubber.

@normfinkelstein It's probably up his a** at all times.

@normfinkelstein A: Yes, as a cock ring.

@normfinkelstein Nothing surprises me from Van Jones, especially with Rabbi Butt Plug Shmuley as his guiding star. 💀

@normfinkelstein Even more interesting, when you snitch on your neighbours, do you wear a kaffiyeh? Or your striped armband?

@normfinkelstein This is what you supported (and clearly, support): https://www.cnn.com/2025/02/20...

@normfinkelstein Plot twist... SHE IS A YELLOW RIBBON

@normfinkelstein Yes. And he cries only during sex and when Trump gets elected.

@normfinkelstein Around his neck during breathplay

@normfinkelstein 😂 reading this in your slow paced voice

@normfinkelstein His honey trap Mossad mistress is the reason he’s wearing the yellow ribbon

@normfinkelstein Mistress? We’ve seen the selfies with the Dildo Goblin.

@normfinkelstein Now you’ve reminded me of the video of rabbi smully riding Booker like a horse….these men did not just sell out, they sold blackness for money. They deserve nothing but contempt.

@normfinkelstein Maybe it’s tattooed to his skin by now.

@normfinkelstein Yes…in fact…he wears five of them…

@normfinkelstein Rumor has it he screams "Am Yisrael Chai" as he climaxes

@normfinkelstein He wears a Black kippah.

@normfinkelstein @BadEmpanadaCPS his chastity cage has a little yellow ribbon

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@normfinkelstein Sure, question is on which part of his body does he wear it? 🤣

@normfinkelstein I’m pretty sure his mistress f***s him and not the other way around!

@normfinkelstein And is it always after he gets turned on by the 'hot girls from the IDF' insta profiles he follows 😂😂

@normfinkelstein Rumor has it the ribbon is tattooed on his foreskin

@normfinkelstein It's tattooed on his ass

@normfinkelstein It’s the only way he can finish.

@normfinkelstein You murder him Norman 🤣

@normfinkelstein "Oh yeah baby the ribbon stays on. 😎"

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@normfinkelstein Of course. He showers with the ribbon in case his sponsor is watching.

@normfinkelstein This mistress?

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@normfinkelstein lmao were you hacked?😭🤣

@normfinkelstein No, she wears a Netanyahu mask

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