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@Wizards_DnD Yeah I bet.
@Wizards_DnD Why must everything once designed for imaginative young white men have be overtaken, subverted, feminized, and made gay as hell?
@Wizards_DnD Why is everything gay and brown? Why do you hate normal White men?
@Wizards_DnD I can't play D&D anymore, it's embarrassing to know this is what people think you're doing when playing.
@Wizards_DnD FOR THE EMPEROR
@Wizards_DnD I want to tell a story in which a progressive, noble, white race is infiltrated by orcs and the hitherto functioning civilization gradually crumbles until the people rise up and drive the orcs back to their caves.
@Wizards_DnD Someone needs to pull a Palworld on D&D
@Wizards_DnD You know this is basically a floating ball of evil right
@Wizards_DnD What is this garbage. I don't recognize you or what you're promoting with this imagery. It certainly isn't Dungeons and Dragons. Baldurs gate 3 is the only thing saving your brand. Look at your past...
@Wizards_DnD Fixed it for you
@Wizards_DnD Dafaq is this
@Wizards_DnD Why is this so gay?
@Wizards_DnD In my story a demon is drawn to their debauchery but upon seeing the godawful pastels decides to incinerate everyone in Care Bear Village as punishment.
@Wizards_DnD How did we go from this, to this? For the love of God someone take D&D from these retarded degenerates already.
@Wizards_DnD Dungeons & Dragons is for me. And that's the problem it was for me and not for you. That's why you had to change it into whatever this is this is no longer dungeons and Dragons.
@Wizards_DnD Okay but like what if I'm straight tho?
@Wizards_DnD In this realm I am Major Manmeat the Milking Minotaur. I cast the spell of “enchanting beast”. All female players must take turns milking me. They fall in love with milking me. One of them writes a book about it and it becomes an Amazon bestseller. I am thick and veiny.
@Wizards_DnD The Satanic Panic was correct after all
@Wizards_DnD So, how does the population exist if everyone in the kingdom is gay?
@Wizards_DnD Even if you take AALLLLL the glaringly obvious lore problems out of the image. It's still awful because it looks like the most generic corporate culture slop art style. There is no soul to this art at all.
@Wizards_DnD How many DEI hires stacked on top of each other does it take to destroy something this thoroughly
@Wizards_DnD It turns out, they didn't "just want to get married".
@Wizards_DnD These monsters used to fight each other, and the game was scored with hit points and the like. How do you score this monster orgy?
@Wizards_DnD You're joking You're joking I can't believe my eyes You're joking me You gotta be This can't be the right guy
@Wizards_DnD Vile. Please. As a gay man. I beg of you. Stop representing me. Please. For the love of Woden and Thunor. Stop. I can't take being represented anymore. You're representing me right out of my hobby.
@Wizards_DnD What the fuck is that retard bullshit? Dude... "Fantasy" dose not mean your kinks... What the fuck is that Beholder?
@Wizards_DnD What happened to DnD? This is absolute shit.
@Wizards_DnD DM: "The Beholder hits you with a 'gay ray', roll for initiative." This is what happens when men don't gate keep their hobbies.
@Wizards_DnD What is this …. Honestly … no one wants this ? You have the monster that eats and mind controls humans as a cutesy thing . Also what is this ? This is not. D and d . I would never think this was d and d if you did not tell me
@Wizards_DnD Unpopular opinion but a fantasy world is the only place for this kind of nonsense. Keep it in the larp and out of our children’s eyes
@Wizards_DnD Is PrEP a spell or a potion?