With the Vision Pro getting the dual headband now I just wish they'd fully commit and make a Vision Pro Hat
@ChristianSelig Holy Vision
@ChristianSelig Turning it into a hat could fix hot spots by spreading load across the crown. But a brim would block front sensors and hurt hand tracking. Battery in the band could balance weight yet add heat and sweat. The real trick is moving mass rearward and adding micro vents without
@ChristianSelig thats cool n all, but when are we getting glasses?
@ChristianSelig that's a condom for your head
@ChristianSelig it is written https://x.com/gfodor/status/17...
@ChristianSelig Perforated for ventilation and massage bumps for hair regrowth
@ChristianSelig We’re introducing, Vision Religion. Get stylish new headbands to help you keep your religion! Vision Pro Yarmulke, Vision Pro Kufi, Vision Pro Fez, and much more
@ChristianSelig Just in time for winter
@ChristianSelig at this point it’s one chin strap away from becoming a helmet.
@ChristianSelig Or Vision Pro Face Socks.™
@ChristianSelig when are we getting vision turban pro?
@ChristianSelig is it rude if I wear my Visionaka?
@ChristianSelig Vision Pro Kippah 😹😹
@ChristianSelig What’s crazy is I’d be all over this. That’d be some top notch distribution
@ChristianSelig Might as well just strap on an Eagle Eye and watch some Netflix.
@ChristianSelig Escalate even further and make it a whole face mask or even the whole body suit
@ChristianSelig never thought I’d see apple yamaka mockup
@ChristianSelig Wear that hat all day and just clip the AVP on when you need it. Perfect.
@ChristianSelig entire Jarvis helmet but yes.
@ChristianSelig with limited edition hacky sack at apple park
@ChristianSelig at this point apple's finest one firmware update away from dropping wearable fashion.
@ChristianSelig what if you don’t have a head
@ChristianSelig That's a cross between the Pope's cap and a Dyson filter. I like it.
@ChristianSelig I hope that at that point they will add Taptic Engines so it can massage your head. 💆♂️
@ChristianSelig each vision pro getting heavier than the last, it may become a necessity
@ChristianSelig One size fits all. 😆
@ChristianSelig Vision Pro Yarmurkle
@ChristianSelig The M6 AVP will have a hat with sensors that connect to your brain
@ChristianSelig Looks like the underside of a mushroom
@ChristianSelig New Vision Pro Kit
@ChristianSelig Waiting for the full body suit.
@ChristianSelig All set to hit the slopes
@ChristianSelig 🤣 I’ll never forget “Most cuddliest piece of fabric I've ever felt in my whole life. Feels like it's been knitted with the love of a thousand grandmas.” - @ZacksJerryRig