plus, who the hell has naturally pink hair? and run faster than a car? pfft, he must be from some game or anime. all the way until yuuji shows up one day w a giant bento and smile like “WOW I can’t believe satoru-san teaches at such an incredible campus!” while yaga stares-

bc he can’t believe his eyes. he has to clean his sunglasses. everyone follows yuuji w a morbid curiosity across campus bc what? why does he look a normal, polite, nice young man? all the way until yuuji finds a delighted gojo who literally starts glowing when he spots yuuji.

they exchange a few happy babbles, a kiss, the giant bento, and then yuuji’s racing off to work again, faster than a car, w gojo waving happily back, leaving everyone to continue staring bc what? what? that’s it? is the world NOT ending?

(why does gojo satoru of all ppl get to be in a happy relationship?! everyone wonders, raging at the world for being truly unfair)

@tyrosretell Need this AU pumped directly in my veins Omg my bf has some time off you guys go back to campus I’m going to eat lunch w him 🥰🥰 My bf & I are going to watch movies together tonight My bf is the ultimate homemaker u know I keep telling him to quit his job 😒

@SideQuip_ YESSS you better believe everyone is either tired, seething, or both bc ain’t NO way the world’s most annoying sorcerer also gets to be the happiest 😭 if Satoru’s birth upset the balance of curses, did he perhaps upset the balance of sorcerers in happy relationships too? 😡

@tyrosretell @5u_hani Giggling at the image of Satoru insisting on telling everyone about Yuuji and they just do not believe him so he starts whining And he becomes even more annoying after they meet him and have to admit he's as amazing as Satoru described

@pink_sanguini @5u_hani LMAOOO Satoru rubbing Yuuji in everyone’s faces at every chance he gets whether it’s class, meetings, missions—he’s always like: “wow 😊😊 this reminds me of my very amazing, very R E A L boyfriend Itadori Yuuji—”

I want more tiny Yuuji 🥹 #五悠 #5U #Goyuu #GojoSatoru #ItadoriYuuji #JJK #呪術廻戦ファンアート

goyuu omegaverse in which Gojo, an alpha, "sacrifices" himself to keep an eye on omega Yuuji. "Yes, no one else but me can deal with this," he says solemnly to the group of elders in front of me. "I'll mate him so I can be closer to him and keep him controlled."

Well here's a profile and a backstory for this AU, gotta post the other profiles too 🤗 I'm aiming for a slow burn on this AU so Gojo ain't smitten yet when they met 😌😮‍💨 #五悠 #goyuu

he's back and even better at painting 🔥