Published: October 19, 2025
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I Bought $250,000 Worth of Physical Nickels No, that’s not a typo. That’s 5 million coins. 55,000 pounds of American metal stacked in boxes from a local bank vault — an asset the government literally can’t print anymore. Most people would call it insane. But let me explain the

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Anyone saying “Wahhhhh wahhhh wahhhht its illegal to melt coins” Who cares. Grow a pair you sobbing babies

For people asking I have a 150 acre property with a huge detached garage. That’s where it’s stored. Feel free to try and come steal it. I have many guns, cameras and you won’t be able to lift it all without breaking all of your bones. I also live here full time and trade stocks.

You idiots know you can just go to a bank and exchange your fiat dollars for boxes of nickels? Also it’s super fun to buy hookers with nickels. It’s so funny.

Imagine what happens when the banks collapse. All of your silly digital money goes to whoopsie land. Your credit cards don’t work. Nothing. And you starve. All the while I got your wives and mothers on my ding dong as I pay them in physical nickels so they can buy food.

@opinioncasino @NoKapRich You .. are exhibiting spiritual poverty right now. This is deranged. Quit this fucking around and put away 2 BTC. It will more than 20x for you as the limit approaches global GDP. Even gold is passenger princess now and you're talking about copper and nickel. You're not

@nimabuyin @NoKapRich Brother if you think I don’t have at least 10 BTC in cold storage then you need to elevate

@opinioncasino It's illegal to melt them down bro

@strallweat Who cares

@opinioncasino Assuming 22 lbs per box at approximately 12" x 4" x 4" that's 2500 boxes to account for the 55,000 lbs mentioned. How much are you paying per year to store 10,000 sq ft of nickel boxes?

@ClayOglesby I have 150 acre ranch and a big garage

@opinioncasino 1. I like this bet. Down side protection with potential upside. 2. Thanks for the distilled thesis 3. What other interesting ideas have you had lately, genuinely curious

@bloansandbps Copper pennies pre-1982 are 90% copper. I got a few hundred thousand of those too

@opinioncasino I suspect it's illegal to melt legal tender....

@truthfirst1407 Who cares. You know what’s more illegal? Your wife’s weight. It disgusts me

@opinioncasino Very smart to post about financial fraud on the Internet

@climatepaige Hey Paige, How about you get back into the kitchen and let the gentlemen discuss finances

@opinioncasino You could’ve just bought bitcoin Holding value in the face of a debasing currency…that’s the idea

@wodie1776 Someone is an idiot

@opinioncasino It’s illegal to deface or destroy money right? I imagine melting coins might fall into that category

@SanRT1 Who cares you sobbing baby

@opinioncasino Always a wise guy. No idea where you store 250K in nicklels, but I wonder how you cash them back in when this strategy doesnt work out. Banks will want money for this hassle.

@robertw477 I have a huge 150 acre property and a big garage

@opinioncasino @RepKeithAmmon Post your crime online why don’t ya oop

@BitcoinCyborg21 @RepKeithAmmon Explain how this is a crime?

@opinioncasino ...this is illegal.

@opinioncasino Awesome. USD devalues 10 Percent per year. Great choice

@CRAYsecurity Are you this stupid?

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