Published: October 20, 2025
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Today is my first day at AWS. I noticed a small bug in DynamoDB clustering implementation and I think I fixed it. Shipped to prod already. Going to make a coffee and will check back if everything is working.

In case it blows up - I am just joking. I am not affiliated with them in any way.

I realize how funny now this disclaimer is. Serious note: I am not working nor have ever in AWS. This was pure comedical relief and satire.

@sandislonjsak Why is my whole feed full of "AWS" today? What's going on?

@Elena__Mira Elena, that answer's one google query away.

@sandislonjsak Well done! Thanks for the day off ✨😂

@LayalJebran Touch the grass today!

@sandislonjsak thanks for unintended time off

@muratoflu_ Enjoy little joys in life, Murat!

@sandislonjsak hats off. u made a big impact on first day only. i can smell raise.

@2xBuild Winter arc.

@sandislonjsak I remember this one. Microsoft update was it?

@dev_11217 They fired me on my second day. Fingers crossed it doesn't happen now.

@vibe_sre Pure vibes over here!

@sandislonjsak Great catching up on the coffee break. Hopefully you have a good future with aws.

@mayankltgm Thanks for the support.

@sandislonjsak Hey man, the internet isn't working any more. Please ask Cursor to fix this.

@shikomubenji Commit incoming.

@sandislonjsak This is fake for sure but was an amazing opportunity to farm engagements...lol

@ChaiOPinion You nailed it!

@sandislonjsak DynamoDB is really buggy, coffe machine works perfectly

Image in tweet by Sandi Slonjšak

@ajanerom Thief.

@sandislonjsak I would take the rest of the day off

@ESchwaa I think it's a good idea. Just logging the time right now and going offline.

@sandislonjsak looks like u broke the prod on 1st day

@2sush No way! 😯

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