I honestly think Elon should hand Twitter over to this guy. He's the platonic ideal hero of this place. This app is the digital version of a crazy guy with 5 million nickels yelling at you about how he's completely rational. This guy is our messiah

@johnvvariety Where would a person even store 25+ tons of nickles?

@DIguanadon The Garage of Dreams

@johnvvariety It’s an IASIP episode waiting to happen

@NeuronSale The Gang Collects $5,000,000 Nickels And Does 90mg of Adderalll

@johnvvariety Ohhhh nobody can recognize bait anymore

@mrscumbag Satire is not possible in a world without shame bud

@johnvvariety "My $250,000 position, therefore, isn’t a “trade.”

@boneofnewark Hhhahahhahhahhahaha

@johnvvariety I'd rather hang out with a meth head than that guy

@yamdreaming Yeah 100%. I'd be too intimidated by his coin fortune with no possibility of failure

@johnvvariety @notsack3 Excited to answer an ad on craigslist in the future for a sales opportunity trying to sell rare nickels canvassing the neighborhood or over the phone

@johnvvariety He should put that in a high yield nickel savings account to compound the nickels even more.

@johnvvariety average jelly roll listener

@johnvvariety Talented trolls are worth their weight in nickels

@johnvvariety You don't get it bro. 90% of the metal is copper. The copper market only has to go up 10% more than it would if we had just bought copper, and then we'll be swimming in the profits! After we melt and refine all this metal for free in a secret workshop to avoid arrest, of course.

@johnvvariety He literally need a whole 40ft container to store all these, and thinks its safe? What is it with people on social media flexing valuables and not realizing how easy it is for people to track them based on their posts? People will break into your house for $20 of copper.

@johnvvariety before anyone even thinks of reading what this child has to say

@johnvvariety Uncle Sam has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

@johnvvariety I like that his hedge against this plan not working is that he can just go and exchange them at a bank and get his cash back. Someone mentions inflation and he replies "what are you, dumb? I am going to sell all the metal in this for profit. Inflation doesn't matter" beautiful

@johnvvariety Not realising that the truth of fiscal responsibility lies not in the Nickel Standard, but in the "Scrap" Copper Stolen From A Construction Site Standard

@johnvvariety .... The dude's PFP look like it's straight out of ThisPersonDoesNotExist, I unfortunately think you got baited to some degree..

@johnvvariety A single bar of gold achieves this objective in a heck of a lot less space. Better yet - IAU

@johnvvariety Bro could single handedly revive the nickel arcade

@johnvvariety NGL he's kinda spitting. I would do something else with the money but if I was on a little meth, maybe even just Adderall or a particularly strong cup of coffee, I could see myself doing this

@johnvvariety Kyle’s grandchildren in ~60 years to their friends: “Hey, like my grandpa decided years ago nickels will be the next gold and he bought like 20 tonnes and they’re worthless? So he died and my mom now has to pay like 5 bajillions to the self storage place where he left them.”

@johnvvariety Am I insane or is it illegal to melt down legal currency?

@johnvvariety Jeffrey Rowland was ahead of the curve.

@johnvvariety $250,000 spent on, at most, $235,000 worth of metal.

@johnvvariety How does one buy money?

@johnvvariety Bots. The word you're looking for is bots.

@johnvvariety We're not stripping the walls for copper wire, we're stripping the country for copper cored coins baby

@johnvvariety Each tweet in that thread got more coked out and funnier