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@UbiMassive @Wario64 “career transition program” is some real dystopian business speak for firing people
@UbiMassive just say you had to lay people off holy shit this corpo speak is unbearable
@UbiMassive So... just fucking say layoffs
@UbiMassive "Voluntary career transition" Bitch, please just call them layoffs. 😂
@UbiMassive Corpo speak for “so you guys are fired”
@UbiMassive "voluntary career transition program"
@UbiMassive Hey all those letters don't grow on trees! Just say "you're fired" next time and do your part to save the planet
@UbiMassive This is, without question, one of the most poorly written layoff press release I’ve ever read in my life.
@UbiMassive We don’t fire them, we just ask them to leave
@UbiMassive Pussy move
@UbiMassive Can you speak like normal people?
@UbiMassive Ubisoft is over party.
@UbiMassive @grok please remove the corpo-speak and translate this into plain English.
@UbiMassive Massive fighting for their life not to say the word “layoff”
@UbiMassive Hope it’s for the best
@UbiMassive "Hello Ai: Write a statement where we announce that we are laying off a bunch of people without saying we are laying off a bunch of people, thanks."
@UbiMassive this has to be the most insulting way to say "we fired a bunch of our workers for no reason other than tiny profit margins on a line graph" that i've seen to date did you use ai for this???? seriously, what the FUCK
@UbiMassive Meet your new boss
@UbiMassive Fired ppl to please wallstreet, say it with your chest
@UbiMassive But wait I thought Star Wars outlaws sold well
@UbiMassive Drop the corp speak bollocks and just say you fired a bunch of people
@UbiMassive This is like a verbal diarrhea version of saying you fired a lot of people. Jesus Christ why can't corporations use direct language.
@UbiMassive @Wario64 This is such an AI powered statement to basically tell us a ton of people were just given severance packages along with medical. “Take the next step in their careers on their own terms” is such a sickening way to summarize they have been let go.
@UbiMassive Y'all are getting replaced with AI 🤣
@UbiMassive @gematsu that's a hell of a pirouette to avoid saying "layoffs"
@UbiMassive dang. i didnt know division 2: survivors was reffering to the staff.
@UbiMassive Something is getting canceled…
@UbiMassive "career transition program” oh...that's a new one
@UbiMassive Why was this even announced? Sounds like Ubisoft has you guys up for sale.
@UbiMassive There is no way you called layoffs "voluntary career transitions"
@UbiMassive NEEEED Division 3 to ship. Ubisoft division restructuring has me terrified for this great studio.
@UbiMassive Strange way of saying layoffs.