1. Plays professional football. 2. Marrying the biggest pop star in the world. 3. Is spending his time and money on roller coasters. Are we sure he didn’t find a genie when he was 11?
@NPWhite717 @LutheranAnswers An activist group??
@NPWhite717 Some of you either didn't read or lack reading comprehension skills. FYI — “activist” here doesn’t mean political. Jana Partners is an activist investor, meaning they buy shares to push for business or management changes. The Six Flags thing with Travis Kelce was about
@NPWhite717 You want to invest in six flags to revive it ? Of course you do you’re 12
@NPWhite717 He’s gonna be a real life roller coaster tycoon
@NPWhite717 Some people grind their whole lives for one win, and this guy’s collecting them like bonus levels. Football fame, pop royalty, and roller coasters? That’s not luck, that’s a lifetime subscription to wish fulfillment.
@NPWhite717 Proposed community notes seem to indicate that people don’t understand what an “activist” investor is. I prefer to let them writhe in ignorance
@NPWhite717 My only issue is he is from Northern Ohio and he’s working with the enemy. Buckeyes don’t fuck with Six Flags.
@NPWhite717 Well number 2 is Taylor’s Swift so it sounds like a Monkeys Paw wish to me
@NPWhite717 I bet they reopen it and drop the L.
@NPWhite717 Real life roller coaster tycoon
@NPWhite717 Tell me he played Roller Coaster Tycoon without directly telling me he played Roller Coaster Tycoon
@NPWhite717 That's what we call grace bruh
@NPWhite717 he’s got fairy god parents
@NPWhite717 Real Life Rollercoaster Tycoon
@NPWhite717 @mkhammer A literal episode of Fairly Oddparents
@NPWhite717 How does an “activist group” invest in a theme park?
@NPWhite717 if he did he wouldn't be marrying that girl
@NPWhite717 No, he’s just got the mentality of an 11 year old. Bro’s a walking CTE sample.
@NPWhite717 I'd choose to be a race car driver, not a football player.
@NPWhite717 I lived 2 blocks from Travis (obviously finding out later in life) haha and I can assure you, there’s no genies there
@NPWhite717 No heterosexual man has ever cared about a woman being "the biggest pop star in the world".
@NPWhite717 @FoundersGirl I think the trade off is that he’s one of the biggest dbags on the planet
@NPWhite717 He’s the Blank Check kid all grown up
@NPWhite717 Most of a man’s dreams seem like a 15 year old dreamed them up. I’m gonna be an astronaut that also owns a bunch of islands and has like 11 boats and a helicopter
@NPWhite717 he will have to buy it from its parent company. 6 flags parent company owns Cedar Point in Ohio. 6 flags was about 2 hours SE. when they bought 6 flags they immediately closed it so it didn't compete with Cedar Point. so wish him luck. they won't sell to competition
@NPWhite717 This is the kind of investigative reporting this country needs right now
@NPWhite717 Wrong Kelce. That’s his brother. This one is retired and not marrying Taylor Swift.
@NPWhite717 yes, I'm sure. He met Mr. Dark at a traveling carnival.
@NPWhite717 While unlikely the probability is not zero……never zero.
@NPWhite717 Sounds like he needs some damn kids. Getting married at 40 is pathetic.
@NPWhite717 His pitch to the other investors had to be like “I played a lot of rollercoaster tycoon back in the day so I’m familiar with the business”
@NPWhite717 bro lowkey timmy turner
@NPWhite717 His profession straight up causes dementia, his fiancee is famous for breaking up and trashing her exes publicly, this is a monkey's paw situation and that man needs to stay the hell away from rollercoasters before he gets the Fabio treatment.